Woody's Topless Bar is a strip club and bar located in the Red Light District, Portland Island, Liberty City, in Grand Theft Auto III, Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories and Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.
The bar has been in the Red Light District for an unknown time period, but at least since 1992, as it makes a brief cameo during The Introduction of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, in a scene where Carl Johnson is attempting to carjack. The bar is directly across the street from Luigi's Sex Club 7, known as Paulie's Revue Bar in 1998. The bar is one of the destinations that pedestrians go to when doing the taxi side mission on Portland Island. The bar is inaccessible to the player, but the roof of the building can be used as a vantage point in Sayonara Salvatore. Signage outside the building suggests it offers 24-hour orgys and a free buffet to costumers.
- The name of the bar likely derives from the term "wood", a slang term for an erection. However, it's name appears to be most likely derived from the signage of the building being made of wood.
- In Grand Theft Auto Advance, every strip club or bar in Red Light District was replaced by 24 Hour Sex Orgy club.