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There's a TV van parked somewhere in West Camden Town.
Some geezer's been blackmailing Harold. We've got to film you getting back the evidence! Get your ass to London Tower!
— Cartwright Gang Contact

When We Were Very Small - TV Van is a vehicle side mission in Grand Theft Auto: London 1961 available during London Chapter 1: When We Were Very Small, given to the protagonist by an unnamed contact of the Cartwright Gang. The mission is available from the TV Van parked in West Camden Town, London.

Description[]

The mission begins with the GTA London Protagonist being told that some people have been blackmailing Harold Cartwright, and the goons inside the van want to film the protagonist getting back the evidence. The first target is at the Tower of London in Southwest Bow, on the walkway. Once the protagonist finds him, the target gets out of the van, and the protagonist beats him up and collects the evidence while the Cartwright goons are filming from inside the van.

After that, the protagonist is told that the other target is the one who filmed Harold, and this time he must kill him. He is hanging around the Buckingham Palace in Central Westminster. The protagonist goes there, kills the target and collects the film. The protagonist drives the TV Van to Harold Cartwright's place in Southeast Bermondsey.

Reward[]

The player will be awarded a +1 score multiplier and 2,000 points for completing the mission.

Transcript[]

Transcript
The protagonist gets in a TV Van in West Camden Town.
Cartwright Gang Contact: Unless you want something new to do, you'd better get out of my car!
The protagonist accepts the mission.
Cartwright Gang Contact: Some geezer's been blackmailing Harold. We've got to film you getting back the evidence! Get your ass to London Tower!
The protagonist drives to the Tower of London in Southwest Bow
Cartwright Gang Contact: See the guy on the walkway. Go up to him and punch him about. We're filming.
The protagonist punches the person.
Cartwright Gang Contact: Right! Now, grab his bag! Hurry, hurry! It's got some very sensitive evidence inside it!
The protagonist collects his bag.
Cartwright Gang Contact: Get back in the van, mate!
The protagonist gets back in the TV Van.
Cartwright Gang Contact: OK! We're off to Buckingham Palace for the next phase of this exercise in retribution!
The protagonist drives to the Buckingham Palace in Central Westminster.
Cartwright Gang Contact: This time we want you to kill the geezer on the sidewalk. He's the bastard son of the bastard what filmed Harold!
The protagonist kills the person.
Cartwright Gang Contact: Nice! Grab his bag.
The protagonist collects his bag.
Cartwright Gang Contact: Get your arse back in the van! You've done great!
The protagonist gets back in the TV Van.
Cartwright Gang Contact: Get this movie to Harold's house. Hurry before the bacon grabs you! Now, we'll show him the film of you wastin' those bastards and he can send it to that greaser what filmed him! Harold'll be right chuffed.
The protagonist drives the TV Van to Harold Cartwright's house in Southeast Bermondsey.


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Navigation
[ ve ]Missions in Grand Theft Auto: London 1961
When We Were Very Small
IntroductionIntroduction
Phonebox MissionsPhonebox 1 | Phonebox 2 | Phonebox 3 | Phonebox 4
Walkie Talkie MissionsWalkie Talkie Mission
Vehicle MissionsFab | TV Van
EndingEnding*
Missions in GTA London 1961 (Category) | Missions | Side Missions (Category)

* denotes the final story mission.