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Harold wants you to take out a pill pushin' racecar driver by the name of Poundage Fern. He's got muscle looking out for him though. Take them out first. There's one in East Brixton.

When We Were Very Small - Phonebox 4 is a mission in Grand Theft Auto: London 1961 available during London Chapter 1: When We Were Very Small, given to the protagonist by an unnamed contact of the Cartwright Gang. The mission is available from the fourth phone (from the left) in southwest City in London.

Description[]

The mission begins with the GTA London Protagonist being told that Harold Cartwright wants him to kill the drug dealing race car driver known as Poundage Fern, but his goons are looking out for him. He is told to kill the first goon in East Brixton. Once the protagonist locates the first goon, he will quickly escape, so the protagonist is told to get the Tramp TR4 roadster in Southwest Bermondsey.

The protagonist goes back to the goon's hangout in East Brixton and kills him in a drive-by shooting. He is told that there is other six goons in Central Battersea. The protagonist drives there and kills all of the remaining goons.

The protagonist is told to go to Northeast Battersea and steal one of Poundage Fern's Ferocious 312 racer cars. He locates and kills Poundage Fern in the middle of a race and wins Fern's race by pretending to be him and crossing the finish line in North Mile End. The protagonist wins Poundage Fern's race, wins his trophy, and delivers it to Harold Cartwright's hideout in Southwest Bow.

Reward[]

The player will be awarded a +1 score multiplier and 3,000 points for completing the mission.

Transcript[]

Transcript
The protagonist answers the phonebox in Southwest City.
Cartwright Gang Contact: Harold wants you to take out a pill pushin' racecar driver by the name of Poundage Fern. He's got muscle looking out for him though. Take them out first. There's one in East Brixton.
The protagonist locates one of Poundage Fern's goons.
Cartwright Gang Contact: Damn! He got away. They are pretty fast. You're gonna need the special motor. Grab it from Southwest Bermondsey.
The protagonist gets in the Tramp TR4 in Southwest Bermondsey.
Cartwright Gang Contact: You are now armed with drive-by capabilities. Use this car to do a drive-by on the spotter. Remember not to get out of the car!
The protagonist goes back to the the the goon's hangout, performs a drive-by and kills him.
Cartwright Gang Contact: Great! Now it's time to get the rest of these pricks. There's a race today and all the muscle is hanging out by Fern's garage in Central Battersea. Do a St. Valentine's Massacre and get as many as you can!
The protagonist finds the other six goons in Central Battersea and attacks them.
Cartwright Gang Contact: Don't let them get away. Run them down!
The protagonist kills the remaining goons.
Cartwright Gang Contact: Good effin' work mate! Now you can get rid of Fern. Grab one of his racers in North Battersea.
The protagonist steals one of Poundage Fern's Ferocious 312 racer cars.
Cartwright Gang Contact: Use this car to track him down and kill him. It's equipped with drive-by facilities as well! Use it to blow him up!
The protagonist locates and kills Poundage Fern in the middle of a race.
Cartwright Gang Contact: Bye-bye Poundage Fern! Heh! Unfortunately, you have to pretend to be Fern! The finish line is in North Mile End. Hurry!
The protagonist wins Poundage Fern's race and his trophy.
Cartwright Gang Contact: Good work! You won the championship trophy. They all think you're Fern. We've fooled them! We're well intelligent, and you ain't got a tupeeny ha'penny brain neither.
The protagonist collects the trophy.
Cartwright Gang Contact: Now bring that damn trophy back to our hideout in Southwest Bow. Harold wants to see it...and you!
The protagonist delivers the trophy to Harold Cartwright's hideout in Southwest Bow.


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Navigation
[ ve ]Missions in Grand Theft Auto: London 1961
When We Were Very Small
IntroductionIntroduction
Phonebox MissionsPhonebox 1 | Phonebox 2 | Phonebox 3 | Phonebox 4
Walkie Talkie MissionsWalkie Talkie Mission
Vehicle MissionsFab | TV Van
EndingEnding*
Missions in GTA London 1961 (Category) | Missions | Side Missions (Category)

* denotes the final story mission.