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“One of the grease monkey gang bosses, Gene White, is taking a dip in Southwest Hyde Park with some of his girls. Little does he know he's being set up. We want you to steal their clothes.”
The mission begins with the GTA London Protagonist being told that a rival gang boss, Gene White, is swimming in Southwest Hyde Park, and Harold Cartwright wants to set him up, so he is told to steal Gene White's clothes in the lake and quickly answer the phone in Southeast Soho. Harold Cartwright will tell the protagonist that he called the TV vans and they are heading to the park to film the naked gang boss. He asks the protagonist to get a London Cab and drive back to the park to check if the TV Vans are there filming him.
Once the protagonist arrives in Hyde Park, he finds the TV Vans but Gene and his girls are gone. Harold tells the protagonist to locate and kill Gene White, and "persuade" his girls for an orgy in a hotel in Central Camden Town.
Harold finds out that Gene's mob was filming them with the girls in the hotel, and made a pornographic movie starring Harold and the protagonist. Harold tells the protagonist to meet Bongo in Northeast City. He will tell the protagonist that there are two shipments of porn tapes in Lewd Lorries around the town. The protagonist finds the two lorries and destroys both of them.
Reward[]
The player will be awarded a +1 score multiplier and 4,500 points for completing the mission.
One of the grease monkey gang bosses, Gene White, is taking a dip in Southwest Hyde Park with some of his girls. Little does he know he's being set up. We want you to steal their clothes.
We've called in some TV vans to film the naked gang leader in the park. Heh heh! Grab the cab and get your arse to the park to make everything goes down as planned.
Now go make sure those TV vans are in Southwest Hyde Park filming those Wildebeasts frolic.
The protagonist drives back to Hyde Park to check if Gene White and the girls are still being filmed.
Harold Cartwright:
Bollocks! The vans are here, but the nakeds are gone. Gene only went and spicked our bleedin' crumpet's drinks. They've all gone barmy. That's it! Kill the gang leader and round up girls.
The protagonist locates and kills Gene White.
Harold Cartwright:
Good work! Now grab his girls. Chase them down and get them into the car. Knock 'em out if you have to. They used to be respectable, now they're running around like loonies!
The protagonist finds the first girl.
Harold Cartwright:
There she is. Don't forget to suppress her if you have to.
The protagonist beats the girl.
Harold Cartwright:
Let her get in the car.
The girl gets in the London Cab.
Harold Cartwright:
Find the other girl and get her back. Mandy's her name. Nice Catholic girl before she met you.
The protagonist finds Mandy.
Harold Cartwright:
You've found her.
The protagonist beats the girl.
Harold Cartwright:
That's it, you've calmed her down! Now let her get in the car.
Mandy gets in the London Cab.
Harold Cartwright:
OK! Now bring that crumpet back her. We'll have a little bit of slap and tickle with 'em to make up for that dreadful job what you ballsed up good and proper!
The protagonist delivers the girls to the hotel in Central Camden Town.
Harold Cartwright:
While we were getting frisky with Mandy and her gang, Gene's mob were secretly filming us. They made a porno starring us! Go see Bongo and he'll let you know how to take care of this problem.
The protagonist meets Bongo in Northeast City, standing next to a crate containing a Rocket Launcher.
Bongo:
There are two shipments of porn tapes going out today. The tapes with you as a porno king are on those trucks. Blow them up and you solve the problem.
The protagonist locates and destroys the first Lewd Lorry.
Harold Cartwright:
OK! One more truck to go. Better hurry!
The protagonist locates and destroys the last Lewd Lorry.
Harold Cartwright:
Good work! You've averted a huge disaster. We coulda been run outta town if anyone had seen those tapes.
Collecting his clothes. The protagonist is told to answer the phone in Southeast Soho.
Driving to Southeast Soho.
Harold Cartwright will tell the protagonist that he called the TV vans and they are heading to the park to film the naked gang boss. He asks the protagonist to get a London Cab and drive back to the park to check if the TV Vans are there filming him.
The protagonist about to find and steal a London Cab.
After stealing a London Cab and driving back to the park, they find the TV Vans, but Gene and his girls are gone. Harold tells the protagonist to locate and kill Gene White, and "persuade" his girls to an orgy in a hotel in Central Camden Town.
Harold finds out that Gene's mob was filming them with the girls in the hotel, and made a pornographic movie starring Harold and the protagonist. Harold tells the protagonist to meet Bongo in Northeast City.
Meeting Bongo in Northeast City.
Bongo tells the protagonist that there are two shipments of porn tapes in Lewd Lorries around town. A Rocket Launcher is provided to the protagonist from a crate.
