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London Chapter 1: When We Were Very Small is the first and only chapter featured in Grand Theft Auto: London 1961, an exclusive expansion pack for the PC versions of Grand Theft Auto: London 1969. All missions are given to the GTA London Protagonist by an unnamed associate of Harold Cartwright, a London crime lord associated with the Crisp Twins.

Description[]

Get to the phones in Southwest City, kiddo!
— The Contact

The chapter serves as a small prologue to the events of London 1969, and shows a younger Harold Cartwright and his gang becoming an independent crime organization.

List of Missions[]

Southwest City Phonebox Missions[]

Phonebox
(From left to right)
Brief
Reward
Phonebox 1
Mr. C wants two rival gangs of greasers wiped out. You're going to get rid of these filthy scumbags! There's a stack of explosives waiting for you in Northeast Bermondsey.
£500 (points)
+1 Score Multiplier
Phonebox 2
There's a very important punter, name of Mr. Caukenbolls coming into town. Your job is to pick him up and protect him. There's a cab in East City for you to abuse.
£1,000 (points)
+1 Score Multiplier
Phonebox 3
One of the grease monkey gang bosses, Gene White, is taking a dip in Southwest Hyde Park with some of his girls. Little does he know he's being set up. We want you to steal their clothes.
£4,500 (points)
+1 Score Multiplier
Phonebox 4
Harold wants you to take out a pill pushin' racecar driver by the name of Poundage Fern. He's got muscle looking out for him though. Take them out first. There's one in East Brixton.
£3,000 (points)
+1 Score Multiplier

Walkie Talkie Mission[]

Mission
Brief
Reward
Mission 1
Harold's mum wants a Jug Swinger for her 60th birthday. There's one down in Westminster. Go get it!
£4,000 (points)
+1 Score Multiplier

Vehicle Missions[]

Vehicle
Location
Brief
Reward
Fab Northeast Battersea
This car is filled with Thunderthighs dolls. Harold's nephew is having his birthday and is crazy for these weird toys! Get these creepy little things over to Harold's place. Fast!
£1,500 (points)
+1 Score Multiplier
TV Van West Camden Town
Some geezer's been blackmailing Harold. We've got to film you getting back the evidence! Get your ass to London Tower!
£2,000 (points)
+1 Score Multiplier

Ending Mission[]

You've done good, sunshine! Harold wants you to go meet him at the billiards. The entrance is out back.

After earning 100.000 points, the protagonist will have to meet Harold Cartwright at a bar in order to complete the mission and the story.

Power-ups and Weapons[]

All types of weapons and power-ups can be found in boxes around London, including Armor, Extra Lifes, Police Bribes, Get Outta Jail Free Cards, Speed and Multipliers.

Trivia[]

  • All crates containing power-ups and weapons in this chapter are placed in the exact places as the crates from GTA London 1969's Dead Certainty chapter. The only difference is that the Flamethrower crate in Camden Town was replaced by a Pistol crate near the phoneboxes in Southwest City.

Navigation[]

Navigation
[ ve ]Missions in Grand Theft Auto: London 1961
When We Were Very Small
IntroductionIntroduction
Phonebox MissionsPhonebox 1 | Phonebox 2 | Phonebox 3 | Phonebox 4
Walkie Talkie MissionsWalkie Talkie Mission
Vehicle MissionsFab | TV Van
EndingEnding*
Missions in GTA London 1961 (Category) | Missions | Side Missions (Category)

* denotes the final story mission.