| For the character in GTA San Andreas, see Little Weasel. |
- "The mouthpiece through which simultaneous moral outrage and cultural hedonism gets funneled into the living rooms of the American people."
- ― Description at Bawsaq.com.
Weazel Television Network (BAWSAQ: WZL) is a fictional television network in both the 3D Universe and HD Universe. The player can buy stocks from them on the Bawsaq.com website in Grand Theft Auto V.
Description
Originally referenced briefly during radio advertising as the broadcaster of various fictional television shows, Weazel is expanded in Grand Theft Auto IV into a complete television network, including Weazel News. Weazel is a parody of U.S. TV network Fox Broadcasting Company.
The station was originally spelled Weasel in GTA Liberty City Stories (the station's name does not appear in written form in GTA Vice City or GTA San Andreas), while the Weazel name was officiated in GTA IV. The station has its own building in Los Santos in GTA V.
Channel 15
Channel 15 is a television channel affiliated to Weazel. Not much is known about the channel, though it is known that Natalie Vanet is an undercover investigator working for the channel. Melanie Mallard also seems to be a TV reporter working for the Channel 15.
The channel cannot be viewed on any of the protagonists' television.
Slogan/Motto
| Slogan/Motto | Start usage | End usage | Version |
|---|---|---|---|
| "Standing Up To The Liberal Agenda One Issue At A Time" | 2008 | 2013 | Grand Theft Auto IV |
| "Confirming Your Prejudices" | 2013 | — | Grand Theft Auto V |
Programs
3D Universe
- Just the Five of Us (GTA Vice City; broadcasted Friday nights)
- My Five Uncles (GTA San Andreas)
- Law (GTA San Andreas; broadcasted Thursdays)
- Intergalactic Wrestling Title (GTA San Andreas; broadcasted weekends)
- Swapmeet (GTA Liberty City Stories; broadcasted Thursday evenings)
- Bad T and Theo (GTA Liberty City Stories; replaced by Swapmeet due to poor ratings)
Grand Theft Auto IV
Weazel logo in GTA IV.
Viewable
- The Men's Room (GTA IV and The Ballad of Gay Tony)
- Split Sides (both Ricky Gervais and Katt Williams)
- Republican Space Rangers (GTA IV, Episode 456 and "Homecoming" for EFLC)
- Venturas Poker Challenge
Mentioned
- 72
- Ether
- Spittoon
- How To Survive When There is A Suitcase Nuke On Your Train
- Vinewood Cunts
- Vacation Home Sluts
- Terror Marathon
- Crow Reunion in Iran
- Weazel News (GTA IV, Episodes From Liberty City and GTA Chinatown Wars)
- Homo Erectus
- Waning with the Stars
- Undertaker (The Ballad of Gay Tony)
Advertisements
- Burger Shot
- VIP Luxury Ringtones
- Whiz
- Excelsior
- Michael Graves campaign ad
- John Hunter campaign ad
- VIG Insurance
Grand Theft Auto V
Viewable
Mentioned
- Alien Couch
- Organ Farm
- Pervert Stare
- Serious Cougar
- The Real Cunts of Suburbia
Advertisements
- Ammu-Nation
- Grand Senora Desert
- Lifeinvader Tablet
- Pißwasser
- Benefactor Surano
- Bravado Bison (Enhanced version only)
- Up-n-Atom Burger
