- "Someone told me, so I'm telling you - the Lost MC about to sell a nice piece of white to some free love types at the Senora Desert Trailer Park. They hippies, but I guess the dudes love yuppie drugs. Who knows. Just bring the product round my spot, and I'll pay you for it."
- — Description
The Lost MC are selling some prime narcotics to a group of hippies in a trailer park in the Grand Senora Desert. Naturally, Gerald wants it for himself and assigns the player(s) to break up the deal and take it. When the team arrives there, they need to kill as many Lost MC members as possible to retrieve the package. More bikers will chase the player to try and get the coke back. Either by eliminating them or outrunning them, the team needs to get the drugs to Gerald's apartment.
- "A'ight. You hood."
- — Gerald's post-mission text
- Steal the coke.
- Deliver the coke to Gerald's apartment.
- The mission's name refers to the classic adage of 'War and Peace' - a classic duality among hippies.