Maccer: |
(grunts) Go on, go on, come on, come on, go on... |
Paul: |
Will you please leave yourself alone?! |
CJ: |
(cheering at Dogg - not in subtitles) Yeah! |
Paul: |
Oh, you manky mongrel! |
Maccer: |
Ooh, sorry geez... |
Paul: |
You shouldn't be choking the gecko in the first place! Remember what happened at that gig in Hamburg?! |
CJ: |
(not in subtitles) That's my Dogg! |
Maccer: |
That groupie loved it! |
Paul: |
That wasn't a groupie, that was a roadie! |
Maccer: |
But she had great tits. |
Paul: |
Man tits! They were MAN TITS! |
Suddenly, the music cuts off. |
CJ: |
Hey, what happened? Hey, where the sounds at? |
Paul: |
I dunno, bruv, it all just went! |
Maccer: |
You're fucking shite you are, P. |
Paul: |
I can't be held responsible for dodgy gear, alright? |
CJ: |
C'mon, keep it together, man - we can't fuck with his flow. |
Toreno (Voice only): |
Finally! I thought I'd never get through to you. |
Paul: |
(not in subtitles) What's this? |
Paul: |
What's happenin' here? |
Toreno (Voice only): |
Listen; you gotta pull one last string for me, OK? |
Paul: |
(to Dogg - not in subtitles) Hold up, right, look, hold up, one second... |
Toreno (Voice only): |
Communists at the gate, Carl. |
CJ: |
I'm tired of this, Toreno. |
Toreno (Voice only): |
I'm outside. Let's take a ride. |
Maccer: |
Now I'm hearing things - fuck me! |
The music resumes playing. |
CJ: |
Hey, I gotta get outta here, you got this? (to Dogg) Hey, Dogg, I gotta go hit a marketing meeting, I'm gonna catch you later! |
Paul: |
Right, mind you go, sunshine. Yeah, sweet as... Come on. You having that, Maccer, you having that? |
CJ leaves the crib to see Mike Toreno. |
Toreno: |
Well, no invite to the housewarming, huh, kid? |
CJ: |
I knew you'd come anyway. |
Toreno: |
Yeah, well, that's not important right now. I'll bring you up to speed on the way, get in. |
CJ: |
How long's this gonna take? I got my own shit to worry about. |
Toreno: |
Would you like to see your brother this week? |
Toreno: |
You just gotta steal a military jet off an amphibious assault ship and use it to destroy a flotilla of spy ships, nothing big. |
CJ: |
Oh, man, you shittin' me. |
Toreno: |
Would I shit you, Carl? There's a boat. All the gear you need is on board. I'll keep you briefed as you go. |
CJ: |
I ain't coming back from this one, am I? |
Toreno: |
Yes you are, don't be ridic--here, take this earpiece. Trust me, do as I say, you'll be home for a blowjob and a bologna sandwich. |
Toreno (Voice only): |
OK, Carl, the ship is moored in the Easter Basin Naval base. |
Toreno (Voice only): |
Sneak in the back without being seen. Once you're on the inside, I cannot help you. |
CJ: |
Well, can you help me now? |
Toreno (Voice only): |
Uh, well, no. Actually, no. |
CJ sneaks to the back of the ship and goes to disable the Surface-to-Air Missile system on the ship, then goes to steal a Hydra, either by doing it quietly, or risking alerting the military personnel and triggering an alarm. Once CJ steals the Hydra, he flies away from the ship. |
Toreno (Voice only): |
You see? You see? What did I tell you, it was a snap! |
Three enemy Hydras are deployed to shoot down CJ. |
Navy Pilot: |
Stolen aircraft, prepare to be vaporized! |
Toreno (Voice only): |
"Prepare to be vaporized", what a bunch of bullshit, ignore them. They shoot at you and it's an international incident. You're not a British tank, you should be fine. |
Toreno (Voice only): |
Yeah, well, probably. Now make your way to the flotilla and sink the fuckers! |
CJ destroys the three spy boats located at the Sherman Reservoir, while making sure to take out the chasing military jets along the way. |
Toreno (Voice only): |
You see? Child's play! |
CJ: |
Fuck you, Toreno! I never want to go through this again! I think I'm gonna hurl... |
Toreno (Voice only): |
Ooh, what a big whiner, you want some cheese with that wine? Hey, you were spectacular. You know what, I'm beginning to think my little Carl is a double agent, oooh. |
CJ: |
Shut up, Toreno! Where do you want this thing?! |
Toreno (Voice only): |
What thing? I don't know what you're talking about - you stole it. Got nothing to do with me, I don't know what you're talking about. See ya 'round. |
CJ: |
Toreno? TORENO! Shit! |
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