• I live in Shit Creek, mostly.
  • I was born on July 25
  • My occupation is Motoring Journalist and Engineer.
  • I am The Mars Symbol


This is my user page. Er...welcome to it.

Anyway, I do apologise, I don't appear to be on here often. There are things in my life (work, fiancée, other general shite, but most of all the pub) that get in the way of this. These things are time consuming, I hope you understand.

When I am on here, though, my edits have an OCD-like attention to detail in terms of grammar. And, in chat, I may appear to be a little bit of a hugely sarcastic oaf. And I mostly pay attention to the cars when I trawl through pages. In real life, erm, I'm exactly the same.

But do talk to me (unless you despise me with every fibre of your being), do appreciate my edits (unless they're shit), do bear with me a bit (unless you're impatient and don't understand the term 'busy lifestyle') and do take whatever I say seriously (actually don't).

Good. That's the introduction out of the bloody way. Pleasure to meet you. Unless I've told you otherwise. --NikoBellicsBoss11 (talk) 20:39, June 7, 2013 (UTC)

My Shit Userbox So Far
220 This user is 220 years old
' This user is English, but most certainly NOT British.
Atheist This user is an Atheist, because it makes sense to be.
Ukip This user is a supporter of the United Kingdom Independence Party, and will be voting for them in 2015.
Ps3 This user owns a 320GB PS3 Slim and is ever devoted to Sony.
IPad This user mostly uses Safari, on his catchily-named "iPad with Retina Display".
Check This user may on occasion sort of get the gist of a couple of the Rules of GTA Wiki, or at least in his mind he will.
Userbox This user is prone to letting his words land him in deep shit from time to time.
V6Mondy This user enjoys driving his beloved Ford Mondeo 3.0 V6 Ghia X.
AR This user listens to Absolute Radio in real life.
Yclb This user made most of these userbox things himself, the clever sod.
Pint This user loves a pint or twenty down the pub
Formyuserbox This user doesn't like morons, particularly ones with appalling grammar.
Dm This user has a bitter hatred of the Faily Mail and its readers.
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