- "We are building a crime syndicate of extraordinary magnitude. We extort money in the tradition of our ancestors. You honor our family. You have our gratitude."
- ―Uncle Fu in the ending of "Mandarin Mayhem".
According to its VCPD crime record, Uncle Fu is over 130 years old, though there are no birth records to prove it. Uncle Fu's past offenses are piracy, illegal opium trading, lighting firecrackers on a Tuesday, witchcraft, stealing fire from the gods, torture, looting, responsible for the fall of the Tang dynasty, extortion, fencing stolen water chestnuts, inventing bronze, aiding and abetting criminals. He is currently under investigation for extortion, robbery, running an illegal bus pass ring, beatings, whippings, choppings, murders, and inserting blasphemous/offensive words in fortune cookies.
Uncle Fu can be encountered in the chapter "Mandarin Mayhem" of the storyline of Grand Theft Auto.
VCPD Database record
|Name :||Uncle Fu||A.K.A. : Uncle Fu|
|D.O.B :||Unknown. Local legend says he is over 130 years old.||Height : Unknown|
|Distinguishing Marks :n/a|
|Past Offences :|
Illegal Opium trading
Lighting firecrackers on a Tuesday
Stealing fire from the Gods
Responsible for the fall of the Tang dynasty
Carrying an illegal shoGun (ha - ha)!
Fencing stolen water chestnuts
Aiding and abetting (general)
|Currently Under investigation for :|
Running an Illegal Bus Pass Ring
Inserting blasphemous/offensive words in fortune cookies
|Known Associates :|
|A spectre of crime by golly.|