The Well Stacked Pizza Co., also known as Pizza Stack, is a pizza restaurant chain appearing in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas and Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories.
Description[]
Like many food-related businesses, Well Stacked Pizza provides food to replenish health in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, but are not accessible in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories. The name is a term for a woman with large breasts: "well stacked".
Pizza Boy delivery scooters owned by the chain are obtainable in both Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City[]
Pizza Boy is a Grand Theft Auto: Vice City side mission begin when boarding the scooter outside any Well Stacked delivery window. Successful completion of level 10 returning to the window rewards $5000, increases maximum health 50 points to 150 and is required for achieving 100% completion.
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas[]
In Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, many of the pedestrian customers that spawn in the pizzeria are usually seen eating pizza; the player can also go behind the counter to where a Fire Extinguisher pickup may be found in the kitchen.
In Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas there are only two ways the player may obtain the vehicle as there are no sub-missions associated with the delivery scooter. The scooters may occasionally be found in car parks or players may rarely spot a Well Stacked Pizza employee riding the scooter in industrial areas.
The young man who serves Carl at all the locations tends to be sarcastic about the food served there, uttering phrases like "nice and cheesy does it!".
Menu[]
In Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, the player is given a choice of four different meals at Well Stacked Pizza restaurants. All of the food choices besides the salad are references to breasts: "Buster" is from the word "bust", a word for breasts, or it could be a reference to Ryder's catchphrase. "Double D-Luxe" is from DD, the bra size, and having a "Full Rack" is slang for a woman with large, well-shaped breasts. In Las Venturas, the pricing of the Double D-Luxe, Full Rack and Salad Meal are 20% higher than in the rest of the state, as noted below:
| Meal | Cost | Fat % + |
|---|---|---|
| Buster | $ 2 | 1% |
| Double D-Luxe | $ 5 | 2% |
| Full Rack | $ 10 | 3% |
| Salad Meal | $ 10 | 0% |
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories[]
During the events of Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories, set two years prior to Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, only the Vice Point branch is available, while the other two branches are currently occupied by King Knuts. The restaurant is inaccessible to the player and plays no role in the storyline whatsoever.
A promotion for The Barfs' collectible toys is advertised on Flash FM: "Just stop by any Pizza Stack location, buy two large pizzas, a pitcher of Sprunk, and a Barfs drinking glass of the day is yours for only $15!".
Influence[]
The Well Stacked Pizza Co. is a parody of Pizza Hut[1][2], although its logo is similar to Domino's Pizza, as well as the name itself possibly referring to the stacking nature of dominoes.
Location[]
- In Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, all Well Stacked Pizza Co. locations are seemingly inspired by a building located at 406 16th St in Miami Beach.
Locations[]
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City[]
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas[]
Los Santos[]
San Fierro[]
Las Venturas[]
Red County[]
![Montgomery (not shown on the map[3]).](/wiki/File:WellStackedPizza-GTASA-Montgomery-exterior.jpg "WellStackedPizza-GTASA-Montgomery-exterior.jpg (1.15 MB)")
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories[]
Dialogue[]
Serving
- What would you like, sir?
- You want a pizza or what?
- Chewy crust or sweaty crust, it's your choice sir.
- Everything here is well stacked, sir.
- We stack ‘em high, sir!
- Choose a blend of cheese and fat sir.
- What would sir like?
- Choose from an aspiring range.
Robbing the place
- You're gettin' no service here!
- Fuck off, I ain't serving you!
- We're closed, go away!
- I ain't serving you with that attitude!
- Scram, I'm calling the cops!
Purchasing food
- Watch it, it's hot.
- Have a nice, cheesy day.
- Have a well stacked day.
- Nice and cheesy does it.
- Enjoy your meal, sir.
- Here you go, enjoy.
- Here. Next!
Throwing up after eating too much food
- Go vomit at Burger Shot or somethin'.
Getting more orders
- What are you waiting around for Mister? You got pizza to deliver.
- Deliever the damn food Mister.
- You'll never get a promotion unless you move faster this time.
- Mister, deliver these pronto, avamos amigo.
- Come on Mister, deliver these things or you're sacked.
- Deliver these.
- We got people waiting pal.
- You again? Deliver these quick pal.
Employees[]
Prominent Appearances in Gameplay[]
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City[]
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas[]
Gallery[]
Logos[]
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City[]
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas[]
Trivia[]
- In Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, driving by the Little Haiti branch with Pepe in the car (during the mission Trojan Voodoo), he will comment, "You know, they do nice pizzas here."
- A Haitian gang member spawns in the kitchen of the Little Haiti branch, depicting an employee. He is not hostile to the player.
- Like other accessible restaurants in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, Carl Johnson can eat a maximum of 11 meals. If 12 meals are eaten in a row, he will vomit and the server will refuse to serve him any more.
- In the original PS2 version of GTA San Andreas, the Montgomery location had a door similar to the one leading to the kitchen. If the player jumps against its front door instead of walking into the yellow marker, or if they aim a gun and walk towards it, or walk through it using a Jetpack, the door will be pushed open and Carl will soon find himself in the entrance box, which, other than in 2-player, is normally inaccessible to the player. In later versions, the door was replaced with a different one, preventing the player from accessing the entrance box.[4]
See Also[]
- The Well Stacked Pizza Co. – HD Universe counterpart.
References[]
- ↑ Developer notes in the mission source files found in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City - The Definitive Edition
- ↑ Script data(04/05/2025)Lines 1498-1500
ViceCity\Scripts\main\initial.sc//VICE POINT CREATE_CAR_GENERATOR 413.8 97.7 10.5 301.3 PIZZABOY -1 -1 0 0 0 0 10000 gen_car6 //Vice Point Area Pizza Hut SWITCH_CAR_GENERATOR gen_car6 101
- ↑
- ↑ Screenshot(04/07/2025)
