- "Reality finally gets real, and real cheap to make! On The Underbelly Of Paradise!"
- ―CNT Announcer
The Underbelly Of Paradise is a TV show in Grand Theft Auto V.
- "Suck my dick, Steve fucking Haines!"
- ―A Ballas gang member to Steve Haines.
Some of the stories featured include:
- Chinese weapon smuggling operations.
- The arrest of a half-naked man running amok while high.
- Several gangs of the city, such as Los Santos Vagos, The Families, Ballas and The Lost MC.
- A new street drug called "Toilet Cleaner".
- The murder of Leonora Johnson and all the possible theories involving her death, ranging from celebrities to Aliens.
- Accidental murders by DUI drivers.
- Illegal street racing.