Tommy: |
As you can see, gentlemen, this is going to be the easiest buck we ever made. |
Ken: |
Heh heh, Tommy, seriously, you gotta consider going into law. |
Phil: |
(sighs) What the hell are you smoking, man? This ain't no simple plan! Well, who needs a simple plan, anyway? Take communism. Now that was a simple plan. Didn't do Russia any favors, huh? |
Tommy: |
Calm down, alright? With a team like this, it's going to be no problem. We got Cam on safe. Phil, you and I will handle security, and Hilary will drive the getaway car. |
Ken: |
Uh, heh heh, aren't you forgetting somebody? Somebody who helped you to no end in this town? Somebody who... |
Tommy: |
Ken... Ken, that's right. Ken here, he washes the money for us, and he keeps the drinks on ice! |
Phil, Cam and Hilary laugh. |
Hilary: |
I don't understand what I am supposed to be doing here. |
Tommy: |
Look, it's easy. Haven't you ever seen a movie? We walk into the bank, we wave the gun around... and leave very rich men. |
Tommy, Cam, Phil and Hilary leave the Malibu Club. |
Hilary: |
Great. A passenger. Wait 'til I tell the group about this. |
Tommy, Cam, Phil and Hilary go to the bank in their getaway car - a taxi. |
Cam: |
Tommy, Hilary's taking up too much room! |
Tommy: |
Hey, shut up, you two, or you can get out and walk! |
NOTE: The following dialogue will play if the taxi takes damage. |
Hilary: |
Hey, watch the wheels, Tommy! |
NOTE: The following dialogue will play if the taxi takes further damage. |
Hilary: |
The car's ruined! Ruined! |
Cam: |
You cling to an illusion of permanence. |
Cam: |
You think all things will last. Youth, loved ones, pizza. All will pass or end and you must accept that. |
Hilary: |
You're right. Thanks, Cam. |
Tommy, Cam, Phil and Hilary approach the bank. |
Tommy: |
For god's sakes, Phil, stop waving that thing around! |
Tommy, Cam, Phil and Hilary arrive near the bank and get out of the taxi. |
Tommy: |
Keep driving around the block, okay? |
Hilary: |
Okay, Tommy, okay. |
Hilary gets into the taxi's driver seat, opens the trunk for Tommy, Cam and Phil, and begins driving around the bank as Tommy, Cam and Phil go hiding in the bushes. |
Tommy: |
Okay, guys. Nice and easy, just as we planned. |
Tommy, Cam and Phil emerge from the bushes in their disguises and go inside the bank. |
Phil: |
NOBODY MOVE! EVERYBODY UP AGAINST THAT WALL! |
The civilians follow Phil's instructions. |
Tommy: |
Phil, hold down the fort! |
Tommy: |
Come on, Cam, the vault's upstairs. |
Tommy and Cam head upstairs to the elevator while shooting down security guards that get in their way. Tommy and Cam reach the elevator and go to the safe. |
Cam: |
Damn! It's a Flange 9000! This could take hours to crack, or five minutes if you could find the manager. |
Tommy: |
I'll go find where he's holed up. |
Tommy: |
Phil, things still sweet? |
Phil: |
Sure, everything's real quiet. |
Tommy finds the bank manager. |
Tommy: |
You, you're coming with me! |
Bank Manager: |
Okay, okay, just don't shoot! |
Tommy and the bank manager head upstairs to the elevator. |
Phil: |
I SAID NOBODY MOVE! |
Tommy brings the bank manager to Cam. |
Bank Manager: |
It's on a time lock, you might as well give up now! |
Cam: |
Hell, I can bypass the time lock, then we just need your keycode and we're good! |
Tommy: |
Stay here. You try anything - and you're dead. I'm gonna check on Phil, I'll be right back. |
Tommy goes to check on Phil, just as the bank's alarm goes off. |
Phil: |
I told you not to touch that alarm! |
Phil shoots the civilian who triggered the alarm. |
Phil: |
The SWAT team will be here any minute. I could do with some help here, Tommy! |
SWAT Officer: |
Vice City SWAT! You are completely surrounded! |
Phil: |
Surrounded? (laughs) They're crapping themselves, corrupt bastards! |
Cam: |
Tommy! The vault's open! |
Tommy: |
Okay, we got the SWAT retirement fund. Let's get out of here! |
SWAT Officer: |
Ok, you asked for it! You've had your last chance! |
Phil: |
They're storming the place! Take cover! |
SWAT team officers rappel from above into the bank while dropping some Tear Gas grenades and attack Tommy, who fends them off. |
Phil: |
That's the last of them. GO! GO! GO! |
NOTE: The following dialogue will play if Cam dies. |
Tommy, Cam and Phil head outside the bank, surrounded by more SWAT officers. |
Phil: |
Shit! Where's Hilary? I'll give him abandonment issues! |
Hilary arrives in the getaway car and gets out. |
Hilary: |
Hey, guys! Get in, I got you covered! |
Hilary shoots at the SWAT officers and dies. Tommy, Cam and Phil lose the cops and head to Cam's Can Openers in Viceport. |
Phil: |
We made it! We're rich! RIIIIICH! |
NOTE: The following dialogue (before Mercedes' line) will play if Cam dies. |
Phil: |
Shame Cam didn't make it, he was a good guy! |
Tommy: |
Yeah, still, more for us! |
Phil: |
Damn straight! YEEEE-HAAAAH! |
Mercedes: |
Tommy, would you like a massage? |
Tommy: |
Well, hi there, Mercedes! Yeah, I'm a little tense... |
Paul: |
What'd I tell you, Tommy? What'd I tell you? Bent SWAT better watch out when Kent Paul is in town. Come on, gimme a bigger slice, mate. Come on, I gotta get some new threads. |
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