Tommy:
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As you can see, gentlemen, this is going to be the easiest buck we ever made.
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Ken:
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Tommy, seriously, you gotta consider going into law.
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Phil:
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What the hell are you smoking, man? This ain't no simple plan! Well, who needs a simple plan, anyway? Take communism. Now that was a simple plan. Didn't do Russia any favors, huh?
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Tommy:
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Calm down, alright? With a team like this, it's going to be no problem. We got Cam on safe. Phil, you and I will handle security, and Hilary will drive the getaway car.
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Ken:
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Uh, heh heh, aren't you forgetting somebody? Somebody who helped you to no end in this town? Somebody who...
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Tommy:
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Ken...Ken, that's right. Ken here, he washes the money for us, and he keeps the drinks on ice!
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Phil, Cam and Hilary laugh.
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Hilary:
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I don't understand what I am supposed to be doing here.
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Tommy:
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Look, it's easy. Haven't you ever seen a movie? We walk into the bank, we wave the gun around... and leave very rich men.
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Tommy, Cam, Phil and Hilary leave the Malibu Club.
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Hilary:
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Great. A passenger. Wait 'til I tell the group about this.
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Tommy, Cam, Phil and Hilary go to the bank in their getaway car - a taxi.
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Cam:
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Tommy, Hilary's taking up too much room!
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Tommy:
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Hey, shut up, you two, or you can get out and walk!
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Tommy, Cam, Phil and Hilary approach the bank.
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Tommy:
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For god's sakes, Phil, stop waving that thing around!
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Tommy, Cam, Phil and Hilary arrive near the bank and get out of the taxi.
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Tommy:
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Keep driving around the block, okay?
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Hilary:
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Okay, Tommy, okay.
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Hilary gets into the taxi's driver seat and begins driving around the bank as Tommy, Cam and Phil go hiding in the bushes.
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Tommy:
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Okay, guys. Nice and easy, just as we planned.
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Tommy, Cam and Phil emerge from the bushes in their disguises and go inside the bank.
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Phil:
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NOBODY MOVE! EVERYBODY UP AGAINST THAT WALL!
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The civilians follow Phil's instructions.
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Tommy:
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Phil, hold down the fort!
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Tommy:
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Come on, Cam, the vault's upstairs.
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Tommy and Cam head upstairs to the elevator while shooting down security guards that get in their way. Tommy and Cam reach the elevator and go to the safe.
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Cam:
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Damn! It's a Flange 9000! This could take hours to crack, or five minutes if you could find the manager.
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Tommy:
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I'll go find where he's holed up.
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Tommy goes back to the elevator to find the bank manager.
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Tommy:
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Phil, things still sweet?
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Phil:
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Sure, everything's real quiet.
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Tommy finds the bank manager.
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Tommy:
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You, you're coming with me!
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Bank Manager:
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Okay, okay, just don't shoot!
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Tommy and the bank manager head upstairs to the elevator.
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Phil:
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I SAID NOBODY MOVE!
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Tommy brings the bank manager to Cam.
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Bank Manager:
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It's on a time lock, you might as well give up now!
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Cam:
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Hell, I can bypass the time lock. Then we just need your keycode and we're good!
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Tommy:
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Stay here. You try anything - and you're dead. I'm gonna check on Phil, I'll be right back.
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Tommy goes to check on Phil, just as the bank's alarm goes off.
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Phil:
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I told you not to touch that alarm!
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Phil shoots the civilian who triggered the alarm.
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Phil:
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The SWAT team will be here any minute. I could do with some help here, Tommy!
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Tommy goes to hide behind the desk and awaits the incoming SWAT team forces.
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SWAT Officer:
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Vice City SWAT! You are completely surrounded!
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Phil:
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Surrounded? (laughs) They're crapping themselves, corrupt bastards!
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Cam:
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Tommy! The vault's open!
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Tommy:
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Okay, we got the SWAT retirement fund. Let's get out of here!
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SWAT Officer:
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Ok, you asked for it! You've had your last chance!
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Phil:
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They're storming the place! Take cover!
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The SWAT team officers rappel from above into the bank and attack Tommy, who fends them off.
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Phil:
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That's the last of them. GO! GO! GO!
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NOTE: The following dialogue will play if Cam dies.
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Tommy, Cam and Phil head outside the bank, surrounded by more SWAT officers.
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Phil:
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Shit! Where's Hilary? I'll give him abandonment issues!
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Hilary arrives in the getaway car and gets out.
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Hilary:
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Hey, guys! Get in, I got you covered!
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Hilary shoots at the SWAT officers and dies. Tommy, Cam and Phil lose the cops and head to Cam's Can Openers in Viceport.
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Phil:
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We made it! We're rich! RIIIIICH!
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NOTE: The following dialogue will play if Cam dies.
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Phil:
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Shame Cam didn't make it, he was a good guy!
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Tommy:
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Yeah, still, more for us!
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Phil:
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Damn straight! YEEEE-HAAAAH!
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Mercedes:
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Tommy, would you like a massage?
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Tommy:
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Oh, hi there, Mercedes! Yeah, I'm a little tense.
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NOTE: The following dialogue plays in the 10th Anniversary Edition.
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Kent:
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What'd I tell you, Tommy? What'd I tell you? Bent SWAT better watch out when Kent Paul is in town. Come on, gimme a bigger slice, mate. Come on, I gotta get some new threads.
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