Cesar: |
Hey, Carl, there's two cars on the list, ese, and they're in the showroom across town, let's go get 'em! |
CJ: |
I've always admired your direct approach, hombre! |
Cesar: |
Okay, let's go get those wheels! |
Cesar: |
I like this place, you know. |
Cesar: |
San Fierro, man. My home will always be the Varrios and El Corona. But this city, it has something gentle about it. |
CJ: |
Yeah, I know what you mean. Kendl seems to like it too, you know? |
Cesar: |
Oh, yeah, she's really getting her head into this business thing! |
CJ: |
That's good, she's always been the brains of the family. She should get out the ghetto and make something of herself. |
Cesar: |
I think she's aiming to make something out of all of us, eh! |
CJ: |
(chuckles) Yeah, she's the moms of the family now... |
Cesar: |
Hey, who's this 'Truth' guy, holmes? I don't think he's wrapped too tight! |
CJ: |
He just sees everything from a different perspective, that's all. At first, I thought he was just another acid casualty fruitcake, but some of the things he say, I dunno, man, it ain't all bullshit... |
Cesar: |
(chuckles) Hey, you gonna become an alien hunter, holmes? |
CJ: |
(chuckles) I'll take a rain check on that one. |
CJ and Cesar arrive at the showroom. |
Cesar: |
Here we go, holmes. *Hey man, the cars are upstairs! *The cars are on the second floor. *They're in the second floor showroom. |
CJ: |
*Second floor? Shit! *Aw, great! Why is nothing ever easy? *What? How are we gonna get 'em down? |
CJ and Cesar go to the showroom's second floor, where a salesman is seen standing next to a Sultan and an Elegy. |
Salesman: |
Can I help you two, errr...gentlemen? |
CJ: |
Yeah - you can help us by going to help some other motherfucker! |
Salesman: |
Y-y-yeah, t-that sounds like a good idea. |
The salesman nervously leaves as CJ and Cesar get into a Sultan and an Elegy, respectively. |
Cesar: |
Alright, CJ, it's time to roll! It's follow the leader, you better keep up. |
Cesar activates the nitrous on the car and drives through a window, scaring a pedestrian below. |
CJ: |
Aw, you a maniac, ese! |
CJ follows Cesar as they race through downtown San Fierro. Cesar starts communicating with CJ via walkie talkie. |
Cesar: |
Hey, CJ, is this walkie talkie working? |
CJ: |
Yeah, reading you loud and clear! |
Cesar: |
Come on, CJ, see if you can keep up with Cesar Vialpando! Beat the tram up the hill! Piece of chocolate cake! This tram driver must be shitting himself, holmes! Hello, cops, what took you, eh? |
The race turns into a police chase as SFPD patrol cars chase after CJ and Cesar as they continue racing through the streets of San Fierro, going into Juniper Hollow. |
Cesar: |
Hey, CJ, watch this - nitro! Follow me down the hill, holmes. |
CJ: |
Okay, Cesar, that's enough fun. Let's get these cars back to the garage. |
Cesar: |
OK, CJ. Hey, I know a quick route! |
More SFPD cars chase after Cesar and CJ. |
Cesar: |
Hello, cops. What, back again, idiotas?! Get out of the fucking road! |
Cesar goes to Juniper Hill and drives on a steep road, nearly spinning out. |
Cesar: |
Holy shit! Fuck, holmes, did you see that?! |
CJ: |
Can we think about getting back before I end up in a carwreck barbecue? |
Cesar: |
Sure thing, holmes. I think we lost 'em. |
CJ and Cesar head towards King's. |
Cesar: |
There's a shortcut this way! |
CJ and Cesar head to a narrow alleyway, only to find more SFPD cars waiting for them. |
Cesar: |
Uh-oh, more cops! Back up, holmes, back up, back up!! |
CJ and Cesar race through some construction debris and lose the cops. |
Cesar: |
Okay, we're good! See you back at the garage, CJ! |
CJ and Cesar arrive back at the garage with the cars. |
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