“'Ey, Amigo, how you doin'? They call me El Burro. Maybe one day you find out why, no? Anyway, meantimes I have work for you. I will call you at Telephone Hill.”
— El Burro
These missions revolve around the player helping El Burro and his gang in several criminal activies and killing suspected traitors. The missions are available from the phones in the North Telephone Hill and Northeast Sailor's Wharf neighborhoods.
3.000.000 points is the value required to complete the chapter and unlock the following chapter, Bent Cop Blues. Failing a mission will render it unplayable to the player, making it impossible to achieve 100% completion of the chapter.
Someone is using buses to bring people across the border illegally. Caramba! This must stop... it is eating into my profits! I have left you the tools to take those buses out of service in Woodside.
Bad news, amigo. Jefe heard on the radio that a TV crew film' your latest escapade. I call you when I find out where they are. Caray! FOUR TV vans are cruisin' the city. We don' know which has the film, so get rid of them all! Richman is the nearest!
Ey, amigo. You know that I like you, but Jefe, he is jealous. He say you no' up to the job. So I make a little bet with him. I bet him you can kill eight federales in less than eight minutes. He say no way! You show him, pretty-boy!
Amigo, I don' know what was in that truck, but my boys who unloaded it got some kind of weird disease or somethin'. Pepe is wandering about in Eagleside. We don' wan' the federales finding him. Get rid of him, an' make it messy!
Oye ese! Mike Tallon wants to meet me to talk over a deal. I don' trust him though. I wan' you to go instead. He has arranged to meet at his mansion in Sunview. Take my car an' find out what he wants. Careful, I don' trust that gringo!
The Yakuza have crossed the line! They have taken a shipment on it's way to one of my factories. I wan' you to wander aroun' their turf an' take out a few of their fancy cars! They must pay for what they stole from me!
Ok, pretty-boy, you have proved yourself loyal to me. Now it is time for us to get to know each other better. Come aroun' to the Red Clam bar. I will meet you there.
After earning 3.000.000 points, the protagonist will then have to meet El Burro at the Red Clam Bar in northeast Aye Valley to complete the mission and the chapter.
Power-ups can be found in boxes around San Andreas, including Armor, Police Bribes, Get Outta Jail Free Cards and Multipliers. Extra Lifes and Speed can only be found as rewards for completing all Kill Frenzies. All four types of weapons can be found in boxes.