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{{infobox mission
|name=So Long Schlong
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|name = So Long Schlong
|image=SoLongSchlong-GTAVCS.jpg
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|image = SoLongSchlong-GTAVCS.jpg
|size=300px
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|size = 275px
|caption=A distraught [[Reni Wassulmaier]] explaining her situation to [[Victor Vance]]
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|caption = A distraught [[Reni Wassulmaier]] explaining his situation to [[Victor Vance]]
|game=VCS
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|game = VCS
|for=[[Reni Wassulmaier]]
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|for = [[File:Radar-ReniWassulmaierIcon-GTAVCS.png|24px|link=Reni Wassulmaier]] [[Reni Wassulmaier]]
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|location = [[InterGlobal Films|InterGlobal Films Studio]], [[Prawn Island]]
|target=[[Mendez Cartel]] gang members
 
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|fail = [[Wasted]]<br>[[Busted]]<br>[[Reni Wassulmaier|Reni]] dies<br>[[Sentinel XS]] destroyed<br>[[Mendez Cartel|Mendez Thugs]] find out that [[Reni Wassulmaier|Reni]] is gone
|location=[[Prawn Island]], [[Vice City in GTA III Era|Vice City]]
 
|reward=[[Money|$]]1,000
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|reward = [[Money|$1000]]
|unlocks=[[In the Air Tonight]]
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|unlocks = [[In the Air Tonight]]
|fail = The Mendez Cartel finds out Reni is gone, Reni's Death|unlockedby = [[Blitzkrieg Strikes Again]]}}
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|unlockedby = [[Blitzkrieg Strikes Again]]
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|todo =
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{{BP}}Don't let <font color="red">'''Mendez's goons'''</font> search the film lot and discover Reni has gone.
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{{BP}}Save <font color="#3B93E6">'''Reni'''</font> - he's near the Malibu Club!
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{{BP}}Kill <font color="red">'''Mendez's goons.'''</font>
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{{BP}}Take Reni to the <font color="pink">'''hospital.'''</font>
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}}
   
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{{Dialogue|Mendez Goon|You're gonna die you freak of nature!|Reni|Freak? I'm an artist. I'm sensitive... and I'm going to kill all of you fucking filthy fuckers!|[[Reni Wassulmaier]] is threatened by the [[Mendez Cartel]]}}
'''So Long Schlong''' is a mission in [[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories]] given to [[Protagonist|protagonist]] [[Victor Vance]] by avant garde film director [[Reni Wassulmaier]] from the [[InterGlobal Films]] Studios on [[Prawn Island]], [[Vice City in GTA III Era|Vice City]].
 
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'''So Long Schlong''' is a mission in ''[[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories]]'' given to [[protagonist]] [[Victor Vance]] by avant garde film director [[Reni Wassulmaier]] from the [[InterGlobal Films]] Studios on [[Prawn Island]], [[Vice City (3D Universe)|Vice City]].
   
 
==Mission==
 
==Mission==
Reni is about to get her fourth sex change but [[Diego Mendez]] is unhappy that she introduced Victor to [[Ricardo Diaz]], saying it was disloyal. [[Mendez Cartel|Mendez' goons]] are about to arrive in the [[InterGlobal Films]] course to kill her but she decides to drive and find a way to the hospital while Victor takes care of the Mendez' goons at the InterGlobal course. When around twenty of the Mendez' goons are killed, Reni messages Victor via pager informing him about having been caught somewhere near [[The Malibu Club]] in [[Vice Point]]. Victor then gets in a car and drives over to the place and helps Reni clear out all the attacking enemies. The duo then escape in another car while being attacked by drive-by's of the Mendez' goons. Victor then luckily ends up taking Reni to the hospital without any harm from the Mendez' goons.
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Reni is about to get his fourth sex change but [[Diego Mendez]] is unhappy that she introduced Victor to [[Ricardo Diaz]], saying that it was disloyal. [[Mendez Cartel|Mendez' goons]] are about to arrive in the [[InterGlobal Films]] course to kill him but she decides to drive and find a way to the hospital while Victor takes care of the Mendez' goons at the InterGlobal course. When around twenty of the Mendez' goons are killed, Reni messages Victor via pager informing him about having been caught somewhere near [[The Malibu Club]] in [[Vice Point]]. Victor then gets in a car and drives over to the place and helps Reni clear out all the attacking enemies. The duo then escape in another car while being attacked by drive-by's of the Mendez' goons. Victor then luckily ends up taking Reni to the hospital without any harm from the Mendez' goons.
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==Mission objectives==
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==Mission Objectives==
 
In order to complete the mission the player must:
 
In order to complete the mission the player must:
*Don't let Mendez's goons search the film lot and discover Reni has gone
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*Don't let <font color="red">'''Mendez's goons'''</font> search the film lot and discover Reni has gone.
*Save Reni - he's near the Malibu Club
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*Save <font color="#3B93E6">'''Reni'''</font> - he's near the Malibu Club!
*Kill Mendez's goons
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*Kill <font color="red">'''Mendez's goons.'''</font>
*Take Reni to the hospital
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*Take Reni to the <font color="pink">'''hospital.'''</font>
   
 
==Reward==
 
==Reward==
The reward for completing this mission is [[Money|$]]1,000, plus Reni's special [[Comet]] if you picked it up while saving her from the goons.
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The reward for completing this mission is $1,000 and the mission [[In the Air Tonight]] is unlocked.
 
==Trivia==
 
* Reni's voice changes to a much manlier voice during the shootout.
 
* If you've purchased all the [[Empire Building]] sites, after picking up Reni stop at the nearest one and transfer to one of your vehicles, now bulletproof, to make the ride to the hospital less hazardous.
 
* After Reni tells you to save her via the pager, head to the place where the shootout will take place, do not enter the gate or else the cutscene will take place, just wait until Reni dies and the mission fails, you can get 2 all-proof Sentinel XS and Reni's special Comet.
 
* The name of this mission is a clear pun on Reni's sex change, from man to woman.
 
   
 
==Gallery==
 
==Gallery==
<gallery>
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<gallery position="center">
 
SoLongSchlong-GTAVCS2.jpg|[[Victor Vance]] and [[Reni Wassulmaier]] attempting to escape a [[Mendez Cartel]] attack
 
SoLongSchlong-GTAVCS2.jpg|[[Victor Vance]] and [[Reni Wassulmaier]] attempting to escape a [[Mendez Cartel]] attack
 
</gallery>
 
</gallery>
   
==Video walkthrough==
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==Video Walkthrough==
 
 
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!PS2 Version
 
!PS2 Version
 
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![[File:GTA Vice City Stories - Walkthrough - Mission 54 - So Long Schlong|425]]
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![[File:GTA Vice City Stories - Walkthrough - Mission 54 - So Long Schlong|425px]]
 
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[[Category:Missions in GTA Vice City Stories]]
 
 
==Trivia==
 
*The name of this mission is a clear pun on Reni's sex change, from man to woman.
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Revision as of 18:12, 12 May 2020

Mendez Goon: "You're gonna die you freak of nature!"
Reni: "Freak? I'm an artist. I'm sensitive... and I'm going to kill all of you fucking filthy fuckers!"
Reni Wassulmaier is threatened by the Mendez Cartel

So Long Schlong is a mission in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories given to protagonist Victor Vance by avant garde film director Reni Wassulmaier from the InterGlobal Films Studios on Prawn Island, Vice City.

Mission

Reni is about to get his fourth sex change but Diego Mendez is unhappy that she introduced Victor to Ricardo Diaz, saying that it was disloyal. Mendez' goons are about to arrive in the InterGlobal Films course to kill him but she decides to drive and find a way to the hospital while Victor takes care of the Mendez' goons at the InterGlobal course. When around twenty of the Mendez' goons are killed, Reni messages Victor via pager informing him about having been caught somewhere near The Malibu Club in Vice Point. Victor then gets in a car and drives over to the place and helps Reni clear out all the attacking enemies. The duo then escape in another car while being attacked by drive-by's of the Mendez' goons. Victor then luckily ends up taking Reni to the hospital without any harm from the Mendez' goons.

Mission Objectives

In order to complete the mission the player must:

  • Don't let Mendez's goons search the film lot and discover Reni has gone.
  • Save Reni - he's near the Malibu Club!
  • Kill Mendez's goons.
  • Take Reni to the hospital.

Reward

The reward for completing this mission is $1,000 and the mission In the Air Tonight is unlocked.

Gallery

Video Walkthrough

PS2 Version
GTA_Vice_City_Stories_-_Walkthrough_-_Mission_54_-_So_Long_Schlong

Trivia

  • The name of this mission is a clear pun on Reni's sex change, from man to woman.

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