Sissy Spritz is a brand of hairspray advertised in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. The hairspray's advertising slogan is "Take your hair higher". Known side effects of the hairspray include dry mouth, dilated pupils, paranoia, heart palpitations, and nosebleed.

Sissy Spritz Commercial

Chorus: Higher!

Male: The key to feeling great is looking great, and the way to look great is to have good hair - that's great!

Chorus: Take your hair higher! Take-your-hair to-the-limit!

Male: Use Sissy Sprits when your clubbing, or sticking your head out of a Stretch limo sunroof, you want to know your hair is performing to the limit

Chorus: Higher! Gonna get higher than the stars!

Male: With Sissy Sprits, it's hair for the future, not the past. When you have great hair, people know you're a winner!

Chorus: Gotta fly on my own hair tonight!

Male: (in a fast voice) Sissy Sprits may cause dry mouth, dilated pupils, paranoia, heart palpitations and nose bleeds, plus your hair will be great!

Chorus: HIGHER!


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