The Screw This store, circa 1986, as depicted in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.

Screw This is a hardware store in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. The store is located in Little Havana, Vice City, west the Little Havana Police Station. The store was not opened in 1984 but had opened by 1986. Tommy Vercetti can purchase various tools from the store, which he uses as weapons. Tommy Vercetti must also rob the store in order to gain 100% completion for GTA Vice City

Weapons for purchase

Tool Price
Screwdriver $10
Hammer $20
Meat Cleaver $50
Machete $100
Chainsaw $500


  • The term screw this refers to an expression of frustration at a difficult task, usually when abandoning said task.
  • In the windows there are references to MC Hammer, with signs saying "Tooled up? It's hammer time".
  • The sign in the store window; "Why Not Get Wood and Do it Yourself This Weekend?" has a double entendre. At first, it may refer to carpentry or other craftsmanship activities, which are popular weekend pastimes among men. But, in the other hand, the term "get wood and do it yourself" can also refer to having an erection and masturbating, another of Rockstar's sexual jokes.
    • The same sign features in the window of Tooled Up.

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