Schlongberg Sachs is a financial services company that appears in the HD Universe of the Grand Theft Auto series.
Description[]
The company operates several branch offices across Liberty City, Alderney, and Los Santos.
The firm is purportedly well-renowned in the world of investment banking for its lucrative employee bonuses. In Grand Theft Auto IV, during the mission Blow Your Cover, Playboy X suggests this when he tells Niko Bellic, "I pay like a Schlongberg Sachs bonus, bitch". The firm is also occasionally mentioned in Weazel News financial reports.[vague]
In Grand Theft Auto V, Glenn Scoville mentions during his bail bond mission that he was the youngest vice president of the company.
Influence[]
Schlongberg Sachs serves as an evident parody of Goldman Sachs, seemingly weaving in a clever play on the firm's name that references Yiddish vocabulary. The terms "schlong" and "schmuck" are both Yiddish words related to male genitals; "schmuck" can also refer to jewelry—an analogous euphemism found in the phrase "family jewels", often associated with gold. Moreover, "berg" translates to "mountain", so "Schlongberg" effectively conjures a mountain of [gold] jewelry.
Known Employees[]
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Locations[]
Grand Theft Auto IV[]
Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars[]
Grand Theft Auto V and Online[]
See Also[]
- Total Bankers – A subsidiary company of Schlongberg Sachs.