Scamway are an international conglomerate in the 3D Universe. Recognizing a clear multi-level marketing opportunity, ScamWay partnered with Gaffle One in his grass roots sales endeavors. This encouraged "Tha Gaffla" to go legit and build the first street pyramid business, selling his tapes through an army of commissioned distributors.

Today, Gaffle One is better known by his birthname, Gern Blanston, the top North American representative for ScamWay. Gern leads the continent in sales of toothpaste, stain remover products, and commemorative coins.


  • The name "Scamway" is a combination of the words "scam", meaning this company might be cheating money off its clients, and Amway.