Say Cheese is a mission in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories given to protagonist Victor Vance by avant garde film director Reni Wassulmaier from the InterGlobal Films Studios on Prawn Island, Vice City.
Mission[]
Victor has been messaged by Reni and informed that she has some more work for him. When arriving at the InterGlobal Films' course, Reni is seen making a film. After a long on-going talk between them, Reni tells Victor that there's a commercial and they need a stuntman. Victor gets on a Jetski and goes through all the checkpoints while being filmed by an Armadillo following him from above. After a while, Victor eventually reaches the shore in Ocean Beach and hops on a PCJ-600 bike with special handling. After going through all the checkpoints, he is rewarded and a bit of Köck cheese is shown outside the door of a house.
Mission Objectives[]
In order to complete the mission the player must:
- Reni wants you to be the driver for a fast-paced chase sequence.
- Head over to the jetty.
- Get on the JetSki.
- Follow the course. The cameras will start rolling when you reach the first marker.
- Now get on that bike.
- Follow the course!
Reward[]
The cash reward for completing the mission is $850, plus the mission Kill Phil: Part 2 is unlocked once the mission Purple Haze is completed. In addition, an optional series of side missions called Watersports is unlocked.
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Trivia[]
- The objective of the mission is similar to G-Spotlight in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. Both of these missions are for film directors.
- The commercial that is filmed during the mission is a parody of the popular Cadbury's Milk Tray adverts that aired in the UK, in which a man went to extreme lengths to deliver the box of chocolates to a woman. These adverts ended with the line: "All because the lady loves Milk Tray".
- While talking about making a film about Vic Vance's "For my brother" line, Reni subtly mentions the storyline of the game: The two brothers are obviously Lance and Victor Vance, the "pig" is supposedly Louise Cassidy-Williams (Vic's love interest) and the three swans are Jerry Martinez and the Mendez brothers.
- Sometimes in the PSP version, the player might fail the mission right when they start it, saying that one of the cameramen has died. A possible reason to this is that one of the cameramen had fallen from Blue Hell and died due to the fall.
