- "Every single Thursday I enter this office, I get bombs. I get letter bombs, I get mail bombs, I get all kinds of bombs, except bombs in my pants. And when I see a bomb at the front door, and you try to blow up this station, you know what I do? I kick that bomb right out of my way, 'cause I'm not afraid! And you're not gonna blow this station up! You know why? Because you're idiots."
- ―Sammy Starock
Sammy "Samuel" Starock is the DJ of the Rockstar Radio radio station in Anywhere City in Grand Theft Auto 2. He claims that he gets bombs in the mail, and that he is "the worst racist there is". His mother calls the station, complaining that he doesn't have "a real job", much to Starock's annoyance, he says the people that work with him are "morons" and "jackasses" but he doesn't work with idiots. His name may be a reference to GTA developer Sam Houser and Rockstar Games (Star+Rock).