"What I'm after is someone to snap a shot of a fellow Congressman picking up a lady of the night."
Thomas Stubbs

Phone Ho is one of the Stubbs' Dirty Laundry side missions in The Lost and Damned, given to Johnny Klebitz by Thomas Stubbs.


Stubbs asks Johnny to go to Traeger Road in Port Tudor and get a photo of a fellow Congressman with a hooker.


Grab a vehicle and get to the alley near the street. Once the player arrive, he will need to get up to the roof for a good view. Head into the alley and up the steps, then climb on the wooden box and pull up onto the roof. Stand in the mission marker and Johnny will call Stubbs. He tells Johnny that the person he wants you to photograph is driving a red Cognoscenti.

After a minute or so, the politician will arrive. Wait until the hooker is talking to him, then snap a photo. If the player did it right, he will be able to send it to Stubbs.

After a short while, the car will drive off and the mision is complete.


Phone Ho' starts at 10:56


  • A blue Habanero and a white Sentinel will always appear before the politician's red Cognoscenti.
  • Oddly enough, immediately after taking the photo, the player can shoot and harm the politician without suffering from any repercussions to the mission.
    • This also makes it possible to steal the unique bright-red Cognoscenti without failing the mission.
  • The politician in this mission has a unique model, named 'm_m_spretzer', possibly indicating this mission is a parody of the Eliot Spitzer prostitution scandal.
  • The politician in this mission could be William Hambrough.

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