Pets Overnight (always marketed with the name of its website, Petsovernight.com) is an online animal adoption company in Grand Theft Auto III.
Overview
The company has no presence in Liberty City, but their commercials can be heard on the radio, as well as operating a website called Petsovernight.com. The company claims to be able to have any type of animal delivered directly to the buyer's door, such as kittens, puppies (such as "Pekinese fighting bitches"), giraffes, fish, rhinos, stomach parasites, vermin, whales, sharks and mackerel. The commercials also play soundbites of animals whilst listing said animals as examples of what people can order. However, some of them are mixed up, such as playing the sound of a sea lion whilst listing a white rhino, or playing the sound of a sheep whilst listing a manatee.
Radio Ads
Kitten
Would you like a kitten?
[Cat meow]
Have one delivered! Just log on to Petsovernight.com and we will send you a cute kitten overnight. Petsovernight.com - delivering little bundles of love, in a box, directly to your door.
[Cat nervous meow]
Puppy
Child: Mom, there's a package for you!
Mother: But I didn't order anything! What's this? How sweet.. Gee willikers! It's a puppy!
Everybody loves a puppy! And now you can ship one anywhere just by logging on to petsovernight.com! Petsovernight.com - delivering little bundles of love, in a box, directly to your door.
Giraffe
Would you like a giraffe?
[Giraffe groan]
Have one delivered! Just log on to petsovernight.com, and we'll send you a giraffe overnight. Petsovernight.com - delivering little bundles of love, in a box, directly to your door.
Exotic pets
Buying a gift for the guy that has everything? Log on to petsovernight.com. We've got exotic pets galore, including tigers, cobras, manatees, and white rhinos! All delivered overnight. Petsovernight.com - delivering little bundles of love, in a box, directly to your door.
Primates
Are you bored with man's best friend?
Boy: Sorry, Fido, were gonna have to drown you.
[Dog whimpers]
Why not try man's first cousin? At PetsOvernight.com we've got every primate in stock from spider monkeys to gorillas. You'll love your new best friend.
Boy: Mommy, Jim-Jim bit me.
Mom: Oh yeah, then you just bite him back then. Ok, honey?
Petsovernight.com, delivering little bundles of love in box, directly to your door.
See Also
- Babiesovernight.com — a website in Grand Theft Auto IV offering infant adoption.