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He's my daddy and I love him! I can't believe you'd do this! And you just left him there to die!
Umberto Robina

Papi Don't Screech is a mission in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories given to protagonist Victor Vance by Umberto Robina, leader of the Cubans, from his home in Little Havana, Vice City.


Victor stops by Umberto Robina's home, seeing Umberto crying for his father, Alberto Robina who went to the stadium in Downtown to see a wrestling match and the Cholos have been heading there, in attempt to kill him. Victor gets in a Cuban Hermes and drives to the stadium to pickup Alberto. Alberto is nervous about opening his cafe late and tells Victor to drive carefully without crashes or speed. Victor takes him to Café Robina whilst avoiding being attacked by Cholo Sabres, completing the mission.

Mission Objectives

In order to complete the mission the player must:

  • Get in Umberto's car.
  • Pick up Alberto at the Stadium.
  • Get Alberto to the Cafe before it opens at 16:15.
  • Drive carefully, or his heart might give out!
  • Sneak past the Cholos. Umberto's dad wouldn't stand the stress of this attack.


The reward for completing this mission is $1,000 and the mission Havana Good Time is unlocked.

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