Nick Lancaster is a minor character in Grand Theft Auto IV.


He is a ladies man who before 2008 (the setting of GTA IV) wrote a book entitled Women Are Idiots which gives men tips on how to get women. He has allegedly slept with over five hundred women and has a website accessible in The Ballad of Gay Tony. He also has a CD version of his book.


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