My Five Uncles is a show advertised on WCTR and Radio X in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. It replaced Just the Five of Us on television. It is about five apparently homosexual men who adopt a daughter. It is a mocking parody of the popular sitcoms My Two Dads, in which two men raise a daughter, and Full House, in which a single, widowed dad raises his three daughters with the help of his best friend and brother-in-law. Critics observed that Full House glamorized the concept of each daughter being able to choose a different "dad" for different situations (one for values, one for humor, one for style), which likely further inspired the parody of multiple fathers.


Man: What happens when five eligible bachelors welcome a little girl into their lives?
Gina: Hey! It’s my turn into the bathroom!
Man: Non-stop hilarity! "My Five Uncles." The sitcom with a lot of heart.
Uncle 1: Hey Gina. Welcome to your new home. You sleep in here, and we all sleep in there.
Gina: Uck. Whatever. Does anyone have something to smoke?
Man: It’s the show that shows family values exist even in unconventional families.
Gina: Uh, what are you guys doing in there?
Uncles (together): We’re just flossing, dear!
Man: It’s a brand new show taking hilarious comedy in a whole new funny direction!
Gina: I don’t get it. Why don’t any of you guys have a steady girlfriend?
Man: And they learn some lessons about life and love along the way.
Uncle 2: Come on guys, group hug.
Gina: I’m an emotionally abused orphan. Can’t I get in on any of these group hugs?
Uncle 3: No, you stupid bitch!
Man: My Five Uncles. Thursday nights on LSBC.


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