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Miranda Cowan is a celebrity that first appeared in The Ballad of Gay Tony on Fizz!. She is known by the paparazzi as "The Silicone Slattern" in Grand Theft Auto V. She also appears in Grand Theft Auto Online.


Between 2008 and 2013, her appearance is drastically altered.

In The Ballad of Gay Tony she is blonde and appears much younger and thinner.

In Grand Theft Auto V, she's one of the honored celebrities on the Vinewood Walk of Fame.


According to a radio report after Beverly Felton's first mission, she was once a very prominent television actress whose career has been on the wane in recent years. During the mission, Beverly makes reference to rumors that she was once film director Mark Fostenburg's mistress, and the affair caused Fostenburg and his then-wife to divorce.

Events of The Ballad of Gay Tony

Miranda's only appearance in TBOGT, was in one of the trailers for the game. The trailer is a report from the show Fizz!, in which they describe the nightlife of Liberty City. She appears as one of the many celebrities that frequents the Bahama Mamas nightclub.

Events of Grand Theft Auto V

She reappears in GTA V, where she is constantly followed by the paparazzi. She was featured in the article Her Last Shred of Dignity by the Prattle magazine.

Crazed paparazzo Beverly Felton and Madison Fox photographed her doing drugs inside her Stretch, but the reaction of the media was lukewarm at best due to becoming used to her attention whoring antics.

She is portrayed by actress Charlie Fleming in the film Meltdown as antagonist Abner Fitch's significant other.

Events of Grand Theft Auto Online

Miranda returns in GTA Online as part of the GTA Online: After Hours update where she is one of the celebrities the GTA Online Protagonist can be tasked with delivering to their nightclub to increase its popularity. She will then be found inside the nightclub for a period of time, dancing in the VIP lounge area.

During her appearance, she and her assistant discuss an offer from Waning With The Stars for her to star in her own spinoff reality show, and that they would offer her a bonus if she went to rehab during the show.

Mission Appearances

Grand Theft Auto V

Grand Theft Auto Online



  1. Miranda Cowan's thirty nine years old - we just made her day, man.
    Beverly Felton in Paparazzo.