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According to the commercial, the fair takes place every weekend at "Liberty City Park" (a possible beta name of Belleville Park, since there are no other parks in Liberty City).
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Transcript
Lute music plays.
Announcer #1:
Do you live in the boring suburbs, but dream of living in a lonely castle on a wind-swept moor? Do you long to trade in your sweat suit for a 100-pound suit of armor and swap your SUV for a noble stallion? Do you eat microwave dinners, all the while wishing you were roasting a suckling pig at a Pagan banquet? Is your next ideal home improvement a moat? Well, get ready, Liberty City!
A horse neighs.
Announcer #2:
This weekend and every weekend at Liberty City Park, it's the Medieval Millennium Fair! Our band of traveling minstrels, knights and maidens oh so fair are ready to delight you, with tales of the Black Death, witch burnings and the joys of being a feudal serf! Forget about air conditioning and modern medicine, we've got all the leaches, spells and potions you need at the Medieval Millennium Fair. Learn the art of cooking with turnips. Yum-yum! Buy genuine reproduction medieval artifacts including maces, double-handed battle swords and one-size-fits-all chain-mail. And, this weekend only, pick up an authentic mechanical Lady of the Lake and Excalibur. It's perfect for your garden pond or swimming pool. And learn how to rid your con to a vermin using a penny-whistle and a mysterious prancing German named Hans. The Medieval Millennium Fair, every weekend at Liberty City Park!
