Martina Bryans is an unseen character in Grand Theft Auto V.
History[]
Background[]
Bryans is a journalist for the Daily Rag.
Events of Grand Theft Auto V[]
During the story of GTA V, Bryans will write the articles "Formage defeats revenue service - Epsilon program, 'a religion, not a cult' court declares" and "Court rules in favor of aging actor".
Online Articles[]
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Formage defeats revenue service - Epsilon program, 'a religion, not a cult' court declares |
| Martina Bryans - Daily Rag | |
| Cris Formage and his fellow Epsilonists were celebrating yesterday after the Supreme Court of the State of San Andreas overturned the Revenue Service's claim that they were a cult and not a real religion, and therefore should have their charitable status repealed. An Epsilon Program Spokesman said "when you think of cults, you think of deluded, self-appointed demigods wearing silly clothes, inventing silly words and telling everyone how to live. That's not Epsilonism at all. We are a religion. We all like the same color and we are all involved in writing a great work of scripture just like any other religion. The Tract is not yet written but it will be soon. This is a great day for mankind. In fact it's the best day for a billion years or more. Kifflom." | |
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Court rules in favor of aging actor |
| Martina Bryans - Daily Rag | |
| Actor Gordon Henderson is celebrating today in the only way he knows how, by sitting outside his home and waiting for the Vinewood Star Tours bus to pull by so he can bow and wave to cheers. The Los Santos Superior Court has awarded damages to the actor and order the tour company to include his home in their tour route once again. Some argue that the star tours are a meaningless and shameful celebration of fleeting fame and excess. Others say that tourists love a celebrity sighting, why are you ruining all the fun, and stop waffling on the issues. | |