- "Listen I gotta go. Love you, and do your homework, okay."
- — Maria
Maria is a Mexican housekeeper at the Gentry Manor Hotel who also looks after her father.
She can briefly be overheard talking on the phone to her children, asking them to change their grandfather's diaper and reminding them to finish their homework. She also does not understand the connection between 'rich people and enemas'.
She was voiced by Anouk Dutruit.