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Let's hear what the stars have to say... bow to greatness!
Mac DeMarco:
Welcome to Mac DeMarco's Cosmic Commute. Aquarius are the first to notice the cracks in this city's infrastructure. As they sit on their car on route to their Epsilon lessons. They become angry at a driver who's cut them off, when they themselves have run a red light. Wanting to change the world without discovering one's true self is like covering the ground with leather. It's much easier to wear shoes. Go buy a pair of ProLaps, why don't you? It's all I've got.
Julian Casablancas:
Thanks, Mac.
Aries[]
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Julian Casablancas:
Now, one of the greats of all time, with his prothetic foretellings. Bow! Here's Mac DeMarco...
Mac DeMarco:
Welcome to Mac DeMarco's Cosmic Commute. Apologies, my Aries children. This Saturn retrograde through your sixth house may have you feeling like you're driving bumper to bumper on Del Perro Freeway, heading to Downtown Los Santos for your evening ashtanga class... going absolutely nowhere. Take this time to realize that the present moment is all you have, and eventually you will make it to your ultimate destination... and until you do, back to you.
Julian Casablancas:
Thanks, Mac.
Cancer[]
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Julian Casablancas:
And now... Bow to greatness... Bow for your Prince. Here's Mac DeMarco...
Mac DeMarco:
Welcome to Mac DeMarco's Cosmic Commute. Cancerarians are the children of the moon. The night is when they shine the brightest. It's a shame you sit at home alone, little crabs. It's not uncommon for people to spend their entire life sipping turmeric lattes from the Bean Machine in Vespucci Beach... waiting to start living. But I predict, with these upcoming transits, your wait will be over. So cleanse that aura, strap on your sandals, and step onto this Earthly Plane. Till then, back to you.
Julian Casablancas:
Thanks, Mac.
Capricorn[]
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Julian Casablancas:
Let's hear what the stars have to say... bow to greatness!
Mac DeMarco:
Welcome to Mac DeMarco's Cosmic Commute. Step on the brake and take it easy, Capricorn. You might burn yourself out. All of these retrogrades can be messing up your future plans. It might feel like you've just chugged six Junk Energy Drinks and scaled Mount Chiliad, but remember, the Redwood Cigarette that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. That's it for me.
Julian Casablancas:
Thanks, Mac.
Gemini[]
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Julian Casablancas:
And with a quick word from the touring legend of the now. Bow to your prince - Mac DeMarco.
Mac DeMarco:
Welcome to Mac DeMarco's Cosmic Commute. Hello Gemini, the celestial twins of the sky. You may get the reputation of being the least trustworthy sign of the party... but I'm here to tell you, with the concentration of planets moving through your seventh house this winter, it is time for a consciousness revolution. Study your reflection in the stillness of the Alamo Sea. You may learn that if you do not trust the reflection, you are the one making it untrustworthy. Good luck, and back to you.
Julian Casablancas:
Thanks, Mac.
Leo[]
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Julian Casablancas:
And now a message from the stars. Here's a legend, bow to your prince... Mac DeMarco.
Mac DeMarco:
Welcome to Mac DeMarco's Cosmic Commute. Honestly, Leo, I feel as if you have had way too much intrusion on your personal space this past new moon. The hard planetary aspects filling up your first house, have been getting in your way. My advice to you is to be like your favorite movie star at the Vinewood Wax Museum. Arrive without leaving. See without looking. Achieve without doing a thing. That's that.
Julian Casablancas:
Thanks, Mac.
Libra[]
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Julian Casablancas:
And with a quick word from the touring legend of the now. Bow to your prince - Mac DeMarco.
Mac DeMarco:
Welcome to Mac DeMarco's Cosmic Commute. Greetings, Libra. The candles are lit, the incense is burning. Can you hear the music? Celebrate this solar eclipse in the best way you know how. Life is a dancer from the Vanilla Unicorn, and you are the dance. She will move you all night long. That's all from me, back to you.
Julian Casablancas:
Thanks, Mac.
Pisces[]
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Julian Casablancas:
And now with the greatest horoscope of all time. Here's Mac DeMarco.
Mac DeMarco:
Welcome to Mac DeMarco's Cosmic Commute. To all you Pisces tuned in today, I can feel how you're attuned to the universe. Your avatar is channelling radio waves from a higher consciousness. Neptune is at home in the first house, leaving you with a wanting of harmony in the global community. You've been all around this city, from the Pacific Bluffs to Mirror Park, and you are still lost. The further one goes, the last one knows. Wabi-sabi, my fish friend.
Julian Casablancas:
Thanks, Mac.
Sagittarius[]
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Julian Casablancas:
Now, one of the greats of all time, with his prothetic foretellings. Bow! Here's Mac DeMarco...
Mac DeMarco:
Welcome to Mac DeMarco's Cosmic Commute. Sagittarius are the wandering sages of the celestial wheel. Uranus will be passing through your eighth house. During this time, prepare yourself to uncover a secret. You won't find it at the Up-n-Atom Burger, unless you know to order the off-the-menu burger with extra banana peppers, or perhaps you will find it at the Split Sides comedy club. For the secret is laughter. Kicking it right back to you.
Julian Casablancas:
Thanks, Mac.
Scorpio[]
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Julian Casablancas:
And now a message from the stars. Here's a legend, bow to your prince... Mac DeMarco.
Mac DeMarco:
Welcome to Mac DeMarco's Cosmic Commute. Scorpios are the detectives of the astrological wheel. The one who is best in uncovering secrets is also the finest at concealing them. Looking at the celestial sky, it shows me your third eye will be clouded for a time as Neptune enters your twelfth house. Why don't you get a room... at the Richman Hotel, perhaps... There will have to come a time of subjective self-realization. If you want to find me, look inside your heart. Namaste.
Julian Casablancas:
Thanks, Mac.
Taurus[]
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Julian Casablancas:
And now... Bow to greatness... Bow for your Prince. Here's Mac DeMarco...
Mac DeMarco:
Welcome to Mac DeMarco's Cosmic Commute. Taurus, my earth children, this upcoming full moon will be conjunct with Jupiter, shining on your innermost desires, as you are natural builders. I want you to remember how we shape clay into a pot. But it is the emptiness inside the pot that holds whatever we truly want. May your empty one-bedroom apartment in Mirror Park be filled with joy and all the Pißwasser your soul can inhale. That's it for me.
Julian Casablancas:
Thanks, Mac.
Virgo[]
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Julian Casablancas:
And now with the greatest horoscope of all time. Here's Mac DeMarco.
Mac DeMarco:
Welcome to Mac DeMarco's Cosmic Commute. Dear Virgos, this Venus retrograde has been very active on your chart. This unrequited love energy has been blowing through your heart like the Blaine County desert winds blowing out the city's power grid. But just like the weather, this too shall pass. For the past has no power over the present moment, and your lights are still on. That's all from me.
