Niko enters Roman's taxi office and finds Brucie Kibbutz, a friend of Roman's, doing some exercises in a chair. After introducing Niko and Brucie to each other, Roman tells Niko that he met Brucie in an online chatroom, and is bored of not being able to email Niko too, so he asks Niko to go a Tw@ internet café and register in one of the computers. Niko reluctantly agrees.
Walks inside and meet Alejandra, a friend of Roman's. She tells Niko to just go to any one of the computers and follow the on-screen instructions.
Go and use one of the computer terminals.
Log onto one of the computers and activate Niko's account by entering the EyeFind Mail Service, answering the subscription email there, either positively or negatively.
Leave the internet cafe.
Once Niko's account has been created, log off the computer and leave the internet café.
Reward[]
There is no monetary reward for completing this mission, though the player can now access the internet through any computer terminal, and can contact other characters through email. Niko also receives a phone call from Roman, who asks if Niko would "acquire" some cars for Brucie, unlocking the Exotic Exports side mission.
Transcript[]
This section/page depicts all cutscenes and dialogues in the mission Logging On in Grand Theft Auto IV.
No. In a dark corner, doing dark deeds. We're both players, my friend. Players! VIP. For real. Classy, but... also sexy... that's how I like my women. I work at it, so they should too, right?
Roman:
Ha. Yeah.
Niko:
What is he talking about?
Roman:
Brucie's a dreamer... he understands my vision.
Niko:
Oh, so he's an idiot?
Brucie:
Hey!
Roman:
Aha ha! Screw you. Listen, man... you should try going online.
Niko:
I know how to go on the line. I just haven't done it here.
Brucie starts exercising again as Roman and Niko speak.
Roman:
Of course. Technophobe. Luddite. We got to get you online - it's a world of opportunities!
Niko:
Such as?
Roman:
All kinds of things! Yesterday, I was online and I discovered a blog about women who don't like to shave. That's pretty important. Listen, I promised Brucie I'd go out with him - can you go out and get it sorted? Go to Tw@ and register on one of the PCs there. A pretty girl is expecting you. I'm bored of not being able to e-mail you, cousin. And the family keeps sending me news for you. Brucie.
Brucie:
Yeah!
Roman:
Stop exercising.
Brucie:
Okay. Let's put some bitches to the sword, VIP style! Come on!
Niko:
He's a cool guy.
Roman shrugs as he and Brucie leave.
Niko:
I know how to use the Internet. I'm not a fool.
TW@ Internet Café
Niko Bellic goes to the nearby Internet Café. He enters and speaks to the assistant there.
Niko:
Hey there... my name's Niko. My cousin, he told me to come here.
I see you again, Roman's cousin. Come back any time.
Mission Complete
Niko calls Roman.
Niko:
I have set up the e-mail account. I am now online in Liberty City, Roman.
Roman:
Nice one, cousin. Did you meet the girl who works there? Nice pair of titties on her, no? Later on.
Some time later, Roman calls Niko or vice versa.
Roman:
Niko, my friend Brucie has a business proposition for us.
Niko:
He going to pay me to pump him full of steroids and tell him how great his abs are?
Roman:
No, he can take care of that all by himself. Brucie is a major motor head. He's going to send you e-mails about all the cars he wants and you're going to get them for him.
Niko:
What are you going to do?
Roman:
Come on, I made the introduction. I'm the manager, man. Go check your e-mails, Niko. Let's hang out soon, okay?
Mission Failed
There is no way to fail this mission other than getting Wasted or Busted. Therefore, there are no extra voice lines or cutscenes associated with failing this mission.
Video Walkthrough[]
Trivia[]
Before this mission, Alejandra will not be seen working at the internet cafe on Oneida Avenue, and a man will be seen instead.
It is possible for Niko to access the internet before this mission, though he cannot contact other characters until after this mission.
When Niko is talking to Alejandra, the player is unable to control him. The player will regain control of Niko after the conversation is over.
The player may take money from the cash register without receiving a wanted level, as the mission ends once the player leaves the internet café.
