"Don't hate the little man, because he's packing a six shooter"
―Little Bill singing a tune.

Little Bill is a character in the Grand Theft Auto series who appears as a minor character in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.


Little Bill is auditioning as a performer inside the Four Dragons Casino during the opening cutscene of the mission A Home in the Hills. He is singing his song, entitled "Small but Perfectly Formed". Kendl and Woozie reject him because they say that they wanted someone with a little more "mass appeal". Little Bill gets angry and leaves. After this, Little Bill is never seen nor mentioned again during the rest of the storyline.

Mission Appearances


  • Little Bill is one of two midgets in the whole Grand Theft Auto series, the other one being Jimmy the actor. Unlike Jimmy, he is the only midget to be seen in person throughout the series.
  • Little Bill is presumably somewhat arrogant, as he says "Women like me. Men want to be like me!" after being rejected.