Liquid Assets is a Fooligan Job featured in Grand Theft Auto Online as part of the Los Santos Drug Wars update.
Description[]
After requesting work from Dax, the GTA Online Protagonist will soon receive a call back from him in which he tells the player that he wants to contaminate the Epsilon Program's supply of weed. Dax says that Labrat recently cooked up a batch of acid that ended up "being... literal acid." He asks the player to go pickup Labrat's hazardous chemicals and put them into the sprinkler system at one of the Epsilon Program's weed farms.
Once the phone call ends, the player makes their way to pick up the hazardous chemicals which can be found in the back of a Bison parked near the farm. After picking up the chemicals, the player heads to the weed farm.
from the trunk of the Bison.A Sentinel XS and a Tailgater, both painted in the Epsilon Program's signature shade of baby blue, can be found outside the weed farm along with their security guard's black Schafter. They can be broken into, but cannot be stored in the player's garage.
Upon entering the weed farm, the player is first tasked with killing the Epsilon Program's seven armed growers, who are backed up by four suited bodyguards. After dispatching the occupants, the player pours the chemicals into the water supply tank, then turns on the irrigation system.
Once done, they attempt to leave, but have to pass through the contaminated irrigation spray to do so, and start suffereing ill-effects as they reach the exit.
Upon leaving the weed farm, the player is greeted with a hallucinatory hellscape: unending waves of killer clowns assault the player with melee weapons, aliens roam about wielding Unholy Hellbringers, a zombie is performing yoga beneath an UFO in the sky, and an apparition of Cris Formage stands nearby, unaffected by all the chaos. The player is given the task of surviving the hallucinations, but eventually succumb to either the clown assault or the constant damage they are taking even when not hit, at which point they respawn in the skies, before being transported back to the scene. During the ordeal, the player's view is locked to first person and they cannot enter any vehicles, but they are able to fully access their inventory including weaponry and snacks, although there is no health indicator on their HUD. The sequence continues for two minutes no matter their success at self-defense (or lack thereof), after which the player finally regains their senses and respawns at a nearby location, vomiting. Dax calls the player to congratulate them on the successful completion and commiserate for their bad acid trip.
Locations[]
| Chemical location | Weed farm location | End location |
|---|---|---|
| Behind the Logistics Depot warehouse, La Mesa | Between Popular Street and Orchardville Avenue, Cypress Flats | Rancho Towers, Rancho |
| Alta Construction Site, Alta | Back entrance of Vinewood Wax Haven, Downtown Vinewood | Beam Me Up, Senora National Park |
| Logging station in Pala Springs | Clucking Bell Farms, Paleto Bay | Pala Springs Aerial Tramway summit terminal, Mount Chiliad |
Mission Objectives[]
- Go to [location].
- Collect the hazardous chemicals.
- Go to [location].
- Break into the weed farm.
- Take out the dealers.
- Contaminate the water supply.
- Turn on the irrigation system.
- Exit the weed farm.
- Survive the hallucinations.
Gallery[]
Wasted Variations[]
The hallucination phase may feature several unique Wasted screens if the player is defeated by the clowns.
