Lifeinvader/Michael De Santa

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		Michael De Santa
		Occupation: Retired
		Relationship Status: Just about married
	Family 3 Amanda De Santa ________________________ Friends 7 Kyle Chavis ________________________ Stalking 1 Redwood Cigarettes ________________________	My Profile Photos Friends Stalking Messages MaryAnn Quinn Posted an update I just got beaten in a bike race by a homeless crackhead. Thanks. You've put some kind of creepy middle-aged man curse on me. Lester Crest Posted an update You can retire for real this time, old friend. Jimmy De Santa Posted an update I've learned my lesson. No more flaming people online unless it's 100% anonymously. Lester Crest Posted an update So now we're running strategy meetings from a strip club? You're really letting Philips run with the ball these days. Amanda De Santa Posted an update See you in a few days. The house is going to take some cleaning. Tracey De Santa Posted an update So much for everything being fine now. Yeah, apart from the robo-soldiers in my bedroom with machine guns!!! Jimmy De Santa Posted an update Can't believe you're a movie producer! You're almost cool, Pop! Amanda De Santa Posted an update I just got an invitation to a movie premiere! First thing I've opened in years that hasn't been a bill or a court summons. xoxoxo Tracey De Santa Posted an update Now that I'm almost famous and have stalkers and shit, this psycho-over-protective-dad routine is finally starting pay dividends. Love you, Pop. xx Amanda De Santa Posted an update We can do this. I know now that this family is too irreparably damaged to have any hope of a normal relationship with anyone else. We're stuck with each other. And that's as close to a "I love you" as I've been in a very long time. Tracey De Santa Posted an update All those guy friends you've violently assaulted in the past and finally this time it might actually get me somewhere! Fame or Shame here I come! Jimmy De Santa Posted an update Physically assaulting annoying celebrities and yoga instructors! When it comes to father-son bonding that's so much more speed! Amanda De Santa Posted an update Just let me know you're ok? Tracey De Santa Posted an update Hi Dad. Hope you're staying out of trouble and not just eating junk food. Things are going great for me, looks like that TV thing might work out after all. Take care of yourself PLEASE!!! Jimmy De Santa Posted an update This bouncing from crib to crib sleeping on couches blows dick. I was thinking maybe you could rent an apartment for me and then you could even crash there sometimes where you get really lonely (you'd have to call ahead of course)? Lester Crest Posted an update Glad to hear you haven't been turned into high-fat-content burger meat. Didn't I tell you there's an app for everything these days? Never say I don't look out for you. Tracey De Santa Posted an update If it makes you feel any better, Fabien is a real douchelord. Amanda De Santa Posted an update I hope none of this stuff I'm seeing on the news has anything to do with you. Tracey De Santa Posted an update Hope you're taking care of yourself, Dad. I know what a magnet for absolute chaos you are. Tracey De Santa Posted an update Jackie from across the street says the house has been empty for days - what's going on? Where are you? Hayden Dubose Posted an update Are you guys on vacation? Haven't seen anyone at the house for a while? Just being a good neighbor! Lester Crest Posted an update Can't believe you brought me out to this backwater shithole. Everybody looks like they're related. Lester Crest Posted an update Hope you're enjoying your vacation, idiot. I hear Mexico is lovely this time of year? Lester Crest Posted an update Just had a quick peek at your day trading accounts - wow you're shit. Lester Crest Posted an update Are you too technically inept to post anything, or is this just another one of your masterful attempts to stay "hidden"? Tracey De Santa Posted an update You know I do miss you, in some weird codependent way. But this is so much healthier for everyone right now. Jimmy De Santa Posted an update I know this is kinda awkward after the whole spiking incident but I've already blown through all the cash I took from you. Can you sopt me $1K for the next couple of weeks? I'm still your only son after all. IM me or something. Later. Amanda De Santa Posted an update Makes a change to be with a man who can satisfy me phyiscally, emotionally and spiritually. Lester Crest Posted an update Next time you pick a job maybe try something that isn't going to start World War 3? When did you get so stupid? Oh wait, yes, during the last 10 years you've spent sitting in the sun drinking yourself to death. I forgot. Jimmy De Santa Posted an update You'll thank me for anaesthetizing you one day, I promise. I hope it gave you some perspective into how unbelievably fucked up our lives are. We all need some distance. Lester Crest Posted an update I'm still amazed to find possibly the most antisocial luddite in history on here. Amanda De Santa Posted an update I thought you promised me we'd never see that psycho again? This clean slate of yours seems to be getting dirtier by the day. Tracey De Santa Posted an update And wtf is uncle trevor doing here? How is he even still alive? Tracey De Santa Posted an update That was my big break! I was going to be famous. Lazlow said the camera loves me! Why are you never there when I need you as a father but ALWAYS there when I don't??? Don't you want me to be happy? I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS. Lester Crest Posted an update Nice job. A real gem, you might say! Just like the good old days. Amanda De Santa Posted an update I realize it's been a bad run recently what with the misunderstanding with the tennis coach and now the misunderstanding with the shoplifting but if there was ever a man who didn't have the right to judge? Try to focus more not on what I am doing but WHY I am doing it. MaryAnn Quinn Posted an update Don't get any ideas. The only reason I tracked you down was because I don't want you to think that winning that run was anything other than poor mismanagement of carbs on my part. Just so we're both clear that on any other day I would have annihilated you. Best, MaryAnn. Jimmy De Santa Posted an update So seriously what is the new TV situation? Because this needs to get rectified like asap. Tracey De Santa Posted an update I hate you. How could you embarrass me like that? Why do you have to be such a fucking caveman? A couple of the guys on that yacht were legitimate industry people. Are you trying to ruin the rest of my life? Do anything like that again and I really will get into porn just to punish you. Jimmy De Santa Posted an update Good hanging out today at Vespucci Beach, pop. I think. Although I'm kind of weirded out by it. And I have these scary pains in my thighs. Let's just do something inside next time where my glandular issues and your angers issues won't get us in trouble? Lester Crest Posted an update Wow, you really made yourself hard to find with the whole family on here. Lester Crest Posted an update Ok, I'd say you've atoned for that decade of poor friendship. How ironic we're both on Lifeinvader? Too soon? Hayden Dubose Posted an update I was driving through Vinewood earlier and saw a guy dressed like a moronic teenager who looked the spit of you! I must be going crazy! Kyle Chavis Posted an update Listen bud, sorry again. Not cool. Again, goes without saying that I'll comp the session. No hard feelings I hope. Amanda De Santa Posted an update Don't blame Kyle. I thought we had an understanding??? It can't be one rule for you and another for me. What about those three charges to Honkers last month? You think I don't look at the bank statements? Anyway, let's move on... you know, for the kids and all that. Jimmy De Santa Posted an update So yeah sorry about the boat I was just trying to use my initiative and make a contribution to the finances like you keep saying I need to. Gotta get creative in a recession! At least I was outside right??? That home invader turned out to be pretty cool btw. Jimmy De Santa Posted an update Are you sure you aren't completing losing your mind? I saw you staggering around Legion Square earlier yelling shit about aliens? It's textbook midlife crisis, Dad, get a grip. Jimmy De Santa Posted an update I'm sorry about the shady lease but was it really necessary to destroy the car? And can I get another one? Maybe by tomorrow? Got plans that's all thx. Jimmy De Santa Posted an update Do you even know how to use this, old man? Hayden Dubose Posted an update Keep leaving you voicemails about golf - anyone would think you were ignoring me, neighbor :) Tracey De Santa Posted an update 5 Lifeinvader friends? That is so tragic I don't even know where to start. Tracey De Santa Posted an update I don't know who pervs my friends more you or Jimmy Kyle Chavis Posted an update Mrs De Santa is really making great progress with her long strokes Amanda De Santa Posted an update Thanks for forgetting our anniversary again. Jimmy De Santa Posted an update I watched that many wives of alfredo smith movie like you said. It sucks massive dongs. Amanda De Santa Posted an update Call me when you regain consciousness. I love that you get at me about daytime drinking. Major pot kettle. Jimmy De Santa Posted an update I've been shouting from my room for like 10 minutes now but nobody's answering. Are you home? Can you bring me another soda? Hayden Dubose Posted an update Thanks for lending me that Rum Runner movie. There's something about that girl in the wheelchair... Amanda De Santa Posted an update How much is that smarmy shrink of yours again? Because you need a refund, Psycho. Jimmy De Santa Posted an update Go on, update your status, dad, prove you can operate the internet. Hayden Dubose Posted an update So apparently my wife wants to switch to the same pool boy Amanda uses? Can you pass on contact details? Amanda De Santa Posted an update Stop flicking cigar butts in the flower beds! Kyle Chavis Posted an update Sorry to trouble you Mr De Santa but I'm still waiting on last week's money. $450 (including overtime) Hayden Dubose Posted an update Thanks for loaning us your maid and for being such a good neighbor (you can imagine what I first thought when I heard the "De Santas" were moving in!) I owe you a beer some time. Tracey De Santa Posted an update If you keep refusing to pay for my modeling portfolio I'll have to get them on the cheap with some shady backalley type. Is that what you want? Kyle Chavis Posted an update So when am I going to get you out on the court, bud? I hear you were quite the high school athlete. Amanda De Santa Posted an update Just test drove the new Pegassi. Sooooooo ME! We can't be fully maxed on the 'mortgage', right? Redwood Cigarettes Posted an update Redwood Smoke your way out of the economic crisis with Redwood. The cigarette that built America. Hayden Dubose Posted an update How's the day trading going? I had another double-digit month! Amanda De Santa Posted an update Will you clean the juicer after you use it? Tracey De Santa Posted an update Do you feel good about yourself now? Why do you have to scare off every guy that shows any interest in me? We were only cuddling. Thanks for ruining my only chance at happiness AGAIN. Jimmy De Santa Posted an update Do you ever find it a little weird being a grown man with no friends? Kyle Chavis Posted an update Just so there's no confusion Mrs De Santa was already passed out when I arrived for the session today. I don't need another one of those court cases! Hayden Dubose Posted an update Great looking at the yacht with you buddy. Hope you didn't mind me tagging along. She's a beauty. "Jacqueline" Bet there's a story there :) Amanda De Santa Posted an update Answer your phone Michael! If you're banging a stripper again! Jimmy De Santa Posted an update Minor emergency. No food in the house. Taken car and credit card. Later on. Photos Friends List Tracey De Santa Jimmy De Santa Amanda De Santa Lester Crest MaryAnn Quinn Hayden Dubose Kyle Chavis Stalking Redwood Cigarettes