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MaryAnn Quinn
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| Today couldn't have been any more shitty. First I have to dump Adam for being a dickless commitment-phobe and then some complete freak of a human specimen smokes me in a downhill bike race! I'm so deconditioned! I hate myself! I'm going to die alone!
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MaryAnn Quinn
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| I'm in the pits of an awful cardio slump. Triathlon training was a DISASTER! Some ringer posing as a weekender tore the last of my morale to shreds. I'm a broken woman.
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Dr. Wetherbrook
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| I thought I should reach out as you haven't been to therapy in a while? Everything ok? Call me any time.
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MaryAnn Quinn
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| My tapering strategy s completely fucked! I just got beaten in a run by a chubby guy who must have been at least in his mid-40s! I've never been so humiliated in my life!
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MaryAnn Quinn
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| I'm meeting up with Adam at Galileo Park near the Vinewood sign. I'm going to annihilate him on the bikes, see if I can locate a spine anywhere in that wimp!
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MaryAnn Quinn
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| Second date with Adam and he's already annoying me. Decide what you want you cowed little momma's boy!
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MaryAnn Quinn
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| The blind date with Adam went surprisingly well - he was generally tolerable, not married, not disgustingly fat, not super-rightwing and didn't scratch his balls in front of me. 7 out of 10.
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MaryAnn Quinn
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| So my swimming coach is setting me up on a blind date. Expectations somewhere between low and horrendous...
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MaryAnn Quinn
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| Tear fest at today's performance reviews. What a bunch of namby pambies
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MaryAnn Quinn
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| I swear if my assistant doesn't stop giving me that sympathetic look and "start wearing a bra", her days are numbered. I'll run you into the ground, you skinny bitch!
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MaryAnn Quinn
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| 2 hours of cardio and I HATE MYSELF! COME ON!!!
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MaryAnn Quinn
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| Dear skanks who come to the gym dressed like they should be on roller skates serving daiquiris to Japanese businessmen in titty bars, FUCK YOU!
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MaryAnn Quinn
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| 40 in 3 months. I'm totally fine with it.
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MaryAnn Quinn
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| My team at work are such morons. It's like managing a group of special needs kids.
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MaryAnn Quinn
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| For the last time... I don't play sport, I WORK OUT. Games are what little boys play.
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MaryAnn Quinn
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| Having to really dig deep for those dopamines today.
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MaryAnn Quinn
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| I've realized men are split into 4 categories 1) They hate their mother 2) The love their mother too much 3) They still live with their mother 4) They want me to be their mother
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MaryAnn Quinn
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| Personal best on the step machine and my ass still looks a burst beach ball! AAAAAGHH!!!!
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MaryAnn Quinn
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| Home made mascarpone ravioli, a crisp arugula salad with lemon dressing, a large glass of Barolo. Saturday night = Me Time. I love my life
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Jonathan Aubrey
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| I've changed the locks to my apartment. I can't come home to find you in there again. That was terrifying. You need help, MaryAnn.
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MaryAnn Quinn
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| Laid down some fat watts today! Serious core work! BMI = 22. How do you like me NOW!!!
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MaryAnn Quinn
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| Every guy in my department is such a wet blanket. So your boss is a woman? Get over it! Grow a dick!
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Mother
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| Please don't fly off the handle, darling, but your father and I found you a lovely man at bridge club. He's a little older but very successful. Will you consider meeting him for coffee? We're not trying to interfere - we just don't want you left on the shelf, that's all.
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Richard Trindall
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| Wow, you caused quite a scene at the company party last night.
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Jonathan Aubrey
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| Is it you putting those threatening notes on my car?
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MaryAnn Quinn
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| Between my career and staying healthy, how would I ever find time for a family anyway?
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MaryAnn Quinn
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| One day I'd like to compete against myself and win. Just one day!
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