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Lester Crest Posted an update
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Off the back of a fortuitous golden windfall, I am officially retiring from the garment business. And I think it might be time to upgrade the bungalow.
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Lester Crest Posted an update
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Nothing like getting together with old friends to stick it to the government...
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Lester Crest Posted an update
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More labor disputes at the factory and all manufacturing on hold indefinitely. Again. Heaven forbid anything actually gets made in this country!
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Lester Crest Posted an update
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The Sandy Shores motel I'm staying in is worse than a Cambodian prison cell.
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Lester Crest Posted an update
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Looks like I'm taking a trip to the seaside. And by seaside, I mean a toxic stagnant lake in the middle of the desert.
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Lester Crest Posted an update
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Oh dear. How are Façade going to steal all our private data without their Head of Product Development?
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Lester Crest Posted an update
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What a buy Debonaire Cigarettes stock turned out to be. You never know.
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Lester Crest Posted an update
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You leave clowns to do a job, you end up with a circus.
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Lester Crest Posted an update
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Checking out of hospital early to protect some idiots from themselves.
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Lester Crest Posted an update
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Back in the hospital again - this wasting disease never gets any more fun.
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Lester Crest Posted an update
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Lifeinvader's new product certainly exploded onto the market.
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Cheryl Maroney Posted an update
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Have you been siphoning my text messages again?
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Guadaloupe Romero Posted an update
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2 men from union asking for boss again
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Maurie Lelland Posted an update
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Let's jump back on Righteous Slaughter! Are you really only 16? My dad wants to know...
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Lester Crest Posted an update
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I don't care what anyone says. I still love playing Loot & Wank.
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Kanya Suttikul Posted an update
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Did you still want me to come over later, baby? 200 roses same as last week.
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Niles Harris Posted an update
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All you do is talk shit about Lifeinvader but you secretly love it!
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Lester Crest Posted an update
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It's so hilarious to me how many of you place your blind trust in Anteater antivirus software! It's about as safe as a Honduran street whore. Why don't you just walk around handing out cards with your banking details on them?
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Lester Crest Posted an update
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Lifeinvader - the perfect storm of information with no content.
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Giles Heskell Posted an update
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Why do you need social networking when you just read all your friends' emails anyway?
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Lester Crest Posted an update
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When are these rapacious CEOs going to get their just deserts? End the culture of corporate greed!
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Lester Crest Posted an update
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If one more person posts something about their lunch I will literally start deleting bank accounts.
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Lester Crest Posted an update
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I've never seen a larger collection of egos with so little to say.
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Lester Crest Posted an update
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What are all you people still doing on Lifeinvader? It's a redundant platform built on stolen code!
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Lester Crest Posted an update
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Ok, which of you young bucks wants to be schooled in the art of first person shooters?
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