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Amanda De Santa
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| Everything's going to be fine, baby. Yes, honey, until an army of psychos invades your home...
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Amanda De Santa
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| I'm a movie producer's wife now :)
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Amanda De Santa
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| Jimmy might actually get a job and Tracey might actually go college. What is going on???
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Amanda De Santa
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| Giving it another try. He's a philandering selfish untrustworthy psychopath of a man, but he's my philandering selfish untrustworthy psychopath.
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Amanda De Santa
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| If he says "Namaste" or "impacted" again, I might scream.
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Amanda De Santa
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| How can any man be this obsessed with my rectum, and not in a fun way?
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Amanda De Santa
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| Maybe I'm doing it wrong, but this tantric sex just feels like sitting for a long time with a tampon in.
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Amanda De Santa
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| Fabien talked through the entire couples colonic AGAIN.
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Amanda De Santa
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| Fabien appreciates my inner and outer beauty. Michael never noticed either.
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Amanda De Santa
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| I wasted my best years on that man. Well this is MY time!
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Amanda De Santa
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| I am done with this excuse for a life. I deserve more.
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Fabien Larouche
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| You've done the right thing. That man is a tangled ball of negative energy.
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Amanda De Santa
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| Just when I think hell can't get any worse, in walks the devil.
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Fabien Larouche
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| I have to say your home life is not that zen
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Jimmy De Santa
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| Shoplifting? Isn't one criminal enough in this parenting duo?
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Jimmy De Santa
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| fyi dad just attacked those porno guys you rented the house to last summer
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Lester Crest
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| Long time no see. The years have clearly been kinder to you than they have to Michael. You've got the body you never had when you were 20.
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Tracey De Santa
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| The tennis guy? Way to go, mom. Real classy.
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Amanda De Santa
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| My insecure jealous husband takes his next victim...
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Kyle Chavis
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| My schedule's wide open let me know when he isn't around.
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Kyle Chavis
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| Great session today. Always a pleasure working with you. And I WILL call you Amanda :)
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Amanda De Santa
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| This guy Gary that Tracey is seeing is the definition of a loser. He makes Jimmy look like a gigolo.
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Lisa Barclay
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| Where did you get your breasts done again?
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Kyle Chavis
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| That's a killer forehand you're developing, Mrs De Santa! Same time next week?
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Amanda De Santa
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| A daughter staring at a phone, a son staring at a game, a husband staring a TV - and they're all stoned. Just another Tuesday morning at the De Santas.
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Fabien Larouche
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| Do not fear the unknown. Be the now. Namaste.
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Amanda De Santa
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| Has anyone done this POW Cleanse? www.thepowcleanse.com
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Dr. Stanovicz
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| I'm concerned. We haven't scheduled you for a procedure in over six months. If you aren't unhappy with the last wave of collagen work, please let me know. I'd be happy to discuss some alternatives.
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Amanda De Santa
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| I seriously think Jimmy might be a bulimic who's forgotten to purge
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Keri Barker
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| Credit card wars on Portola Drive tomorrow?
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Amanda De Santa
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| My gyno just asked if I sent Tracey in by mistake - love that guy!
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Amanda De Santa
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| Those bastards messed up my prescription again! I will destroy them!
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Amanda De Santa
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| Stripper workout class at the gym - nailed it!
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Amanda De Santa
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| How many drunk Rockford Hills women does it take to change a lightbulb? Six & 3 cute firemen! Lightbulb still needs changing, btw :)
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Amanda De Santa
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| Where did I go wrong with my kids? Actually, don't answer that.
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Fabien Larouche
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| Let me walk you along the path to your sacred place.
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Amanda De Santa
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| The doctor says that Jimmy's 'rash' is from over friction.
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Peter Kerr
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| Any oddjobs need doing again this summer, Mrs De Santa? I've got my driving license now.
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Amanda De Santa
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| Stinks of weed in this house!
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Fabien Larouche
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Did you speak to you husband about signing up for another 6 private classes? For you, just $2000!
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Sandra Carelli
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| I got your voicemail. I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to offend you with the Tracey comment.
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Sandra Carelli
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| Just bumped into Tracey. She is SO like you!
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Fiona Larsson
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| You and Mike wanna come over for fondu at the weekend? Or is he still in a mood?
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Jimmy De Santa
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| I'm in my room, can't get to phone. Ate a whole bag of cake batter, might need a medic.
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Amanda De Santa
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| I think I went a little overboard with the bleaching. Hope I can sit down ok for my hair appointment.
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Amanda De Santa
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| I love the way that maid looks at me like I'm the help. Yeah, well if you want vacation pay, senora, declare some taxes.
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Amanda De Santa
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| New Gammi Forapundo handbag. Best $3000 Michael ever spent.
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