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Amanda De Santa
Occupation: Mother, Future Yogi
Relationship Status: It's complicated
Relationship Status: It's complicated
Family 3
Michael De Santa
Friends 217
Fabien Larouche
Stalking 2
Los Santos Golf Club
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Amanda De Santa
Posted an update (after Meltdown)
"Everything's going to be fine, baby." Yes, honey, until an army of psychos invades your home...
Amanda De Santa
Posted an update (after Reuniting the Family)
Jimmy might actually get a job and Tracey might actually go college. What is going on???
Amanda De Santa
Posted an update (after Reuniting the Family)
Giving it another try. He's a philandering selfish untrustworthy psychopath of a man, but he's my philandering selfish untrustworthy psychopath.
Amanda De Santa
Posted an update (after Did Somebody Say Yoga?[ref?])
If he says "Namaste" or "impacted" again, I might scream.
Amanda De Santa
Posted an update (after Did Somebody Say Yoga?[ref?])
How can any man be this obsessed with my rectum, and not in a fun way?
Amanda De Santa
Posted an update (after Did Somebody Say Yoga?[ref?])
Maybe I'm doing it wrong, but this tantric sex just feels like sitting for a long time with a tampon in.
Amanda De Santa
Posted an update (after Did Somebody Say Yoga?[ref?])
Fabien talked through the entire couples colonic AGAIN.
Amanda De Santa
Posted an update (after Did Somebody Say Yoga?[ref?])
Fabien appreciates my inner and outer beauty. Michael never noticed either.
Amanda De Santa
Posted an update (after Did Somebody Say Yoga?[ref?])
I wasted my best years on that man. Well this is MY time!
Amanda De Santa
Posted an update (after Did Somebody Say Yoga?[ref?])
I am done with this excuse for a life. I deserve more.
Posted an update (after Did Somebody Say Yoga?[ref?])
You've done the right thing. That man is a tangled ball of negative energy.
Amanda De Santa
Posted an update (after Did Somebody Say Yoga?)
Just when I think hell can't get any worse, in walks the devil.
Posted an update (after The Good Husband)
Shoplifting? Isn't one criminal enough in this parenting duo?
Posted an update (after Daddy's Little Girl)
fyi dad just attacked those porno guys you rented the house to last summer
Posted an update (after Friend Request)
Long time no see. The years have clearly been kinder to you than they have to Michael. You've got the body you never had when you were 20.
Amanda De Santa
Posted an update (after Marriage Counseling)
My insecure jealous husband takes his next victim...
Posted an update (before Franklin and Lamar)
My schedule's wide open let me know when he isn't around.
Posted an update (before Franklin and Lamar)
Great session today. Always a pleasure working with you. And I WILL call you Amanda :)
Amanda De Santa
Posted an update (before Franklin and Lamar)
This guy Gary that Tracey is seeing is the definition of a loser. He makes Jimmy look like a gigolo.
Posted an update (before Franklin and Lamar)
That's a killer forehand you're developing, Mrs De Santa! Same time next week?
Amanda De Santa
Posted an update (before Franklin and Lamar)
A daughter staring at a phone, a son staring at a game, a husband staring a TV - and they're all stoned. Just another Tuesday morning at the De Santas.
Amanda De Santa
Posted an update (before Franklin and Lamar)
Has anyone done this POW Cleanse? www.thepowcleanse.com
Posted an update (before Franklin and Lamar)
I'm concerned. We haven't scheduled you for a procedure in over six months. If you aren't unhappy with the last wave of collagen work, please let me know. I'd be happy to discuss some alternatives.
Amanda De Santa
Posted an update (before Franklin and Lamar)
I seriously think Jimmy might be a bulimic who's forgotten to purge
Amanda De Santa
Posted an update (before Franklin and Lamar)
My gyno just asked if I sent Tracey in by mistake - love that guy!
Amanda De Santa
Posted an update (before Franklin and Lamar)
Those bastards messed up my prescription again! I will destroy them!
Amanda De Santa
Posted an update (before Franklin and Lamar)
Stripper workout class at the gym - nailed it!
Amanda De Santa
Posted an update (before Franklin and Lamar)
How many drunk Rockford Hills women does it take to change a lightbulb? Six & 3 cute firemen! Lightbulb still needs changing, btw :)
Amanda De Santa
Posted an update (before Franklin and Lamar)
Where did I go wrong with my kids? Actually, don't answer that.
Amanda De Santa
Posted an update (before Franklin and Lamar)
The doctor says that Jimmy's 'rash' is from over friction.
Posted an update (before Franklin and Lamar)
Any oddjobs need doing again this summer, Mrs De Santa? I've got my driving license now.
Posted an update (before Franklin and Lamar)
Did you speak to you husband about signing up for another 6 private classes? For you, just $2000!
Posted an update (before Franklin and Lamar)
I got your voicemail. I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to offend you with the Tracey comment.
Posted an update (before Franklin and Lamar)
You and Mike wanna come over for fondu at the weekend? Or is he still in a mood?
Posted an update (before Franklin and Lamar)
I'm in my room, can't get to phone. Ate a whole bag of cake batter, might need a medic.
Amanda De Santa
Posted an update (before Franklin and Lamar)
I think I went a little overboard with the bleaching. Hope I can sit down ok for my hair appointment.
Amanda De Santa
Posted an update (before Franklin and Lamar)
I love the way that maid looks at me like I'm the help. Yeah, well if you want vacation pay, senora, declare some taxes.
Amanda De Santa
Posted an update (before Franklin and Lamar)
New Gammi Forapundo handbag. Best $3000 Michael ever spent.
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On Michael De Santa's wall.
Posted by Amanda (after Meltdown)
See you in a few days. The house is going to take some cleaning.
On Michael De Santa's wall.
Posted by Amanda (after Legal Trouble)
I just got an invitation to a movie premiere! First thing I've opened in years that hasn't been a bill or a court summons. xoxoxo
On Michael De Santa's wall.
Posted by Amanda (after Reuniting the Family)
We can do this. I know now that this family is too irreparably damaged to have any hope of a normal relationship with anyone else. We're stuck with each other. And that's as close to a "I love you" as I've been in a very long time.
On Michael De Santa's wall.
Posted by Amanda (after tbc)
I hope none of this stuff I'm seeing on the news has anything to do with you.
On Michael De Santa's wall.
Posted by Amanda (after Did Somebody Say Yoga?[ref?])
Makes a change to be with a man who can satisfy me physically, emotionally and spiritually.
On Michael De Santa's wall.
Posted by Amanda (after Fame or Shame[ref?])
I thought you promised me we'd never see that psycho again? This clean slate of yours seems to be getting dirtier by the day.
On Michael De Santa's wall.
Posted by Amanda (after The Good Husband)
I realize it's been a bad run recently what with the misunderstanding with the tennis coach and now the misunderstanding with the shoplifting but if there was ever a man who didn't have the right to judge? Try to focus more not on what I am doing but WHY I am doing it.
On Michael De Santa's wall.
Posted by Amanda (after Marriage Counseling)
Don't blame Kyle. I thought we had an understanding??? It can't be one rule for you and another for me. What about those three charges to Honkers last month? You think I don't look at the bank statements? Anyway, let's move on... you know, for the kids and all that.
On Michael De Santa's wall.
Posted by Amanda (before Franklin and Lamar)
Thanks for forgetting our anniversary again.
On Michael De Santa's wall.
Posted by Amanda (before Franklin and Lamar)
Call me when you regain consciousness. I love that you get at me about daytime drinking. Major pot kettle.
On Michael De Santa's wall.
Posted by Amanda (before Franklin and Lamar)
How much is that smarmy shrink of yours again? Because you need a refund, Psycho.
On Michael De Santa's wall.
Posted by Amanda (before Franklin and Lamar)
Stop flicking cigar butts in the flower beds!
On Michael De Santa's wall.
Posted by Amanda (before Franklin and Lamar)
Just test drove the new Pegassi. Sooooooo ME! We can't be fully maxed on the 'mortgage', right?
On Michael De Santa's wall.
Posted by Amanda (before Franklin and Lamar)
Will you clean the juicer after you use it?
On Michael De Santa's wall.
Posted by Amanda (before Franklin and Lamar)
Answer your phone Michael! If you're banging a stripper again!
On Tracey De Santa's wall.
Posted by Amanda (before Franklin and Lamar)
If you refuse speak to me directly, this is the only way. Stop acting like a spoiled brat and be thankful for what you have. I have created a monster.
On Jimmy De Santa's wall.
Posted by Amanda (before Franklin and Lamar)
Stop ordering food on my credit card and make do with the 3 delicious meals provided
On Kyle Chavis's wall.
Posted by Amanda (before Franklin and Lamar)
How's your schedule tomorrow? I'm really having trouble with my backhand again.