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Liberty City #1 for Pizza, Terrorism is a newspaper article on the Liberty Tree in-game website of Grand Theft Auto IV. The article was written by TJ Barry and published in 2008.

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Liberty City #1 for Pizza, Terrorism Surprising new survey results TJ Barry A recent survey of known terrorists has revealed that Liberty City is the most desirable target for an attack. Some cite its visibility in films and TV shows such as the Weazel Network's '72'. Others mention the banks trading on Liberty City's BAWSAQ 100 stock exchange. Others just don't like the Liberty City "attitude". Whatever the reason, Liberty City has never been in more danger of being hit by a terrorist attack than it is today. The National Office of Security Enforcement gives a statistical probability of 90% for an attack being attempted in the next 5 years. What can a resident of Liberty City do to prevent such an attack? The answer is, duct tape, plastic sheeting and raised city taxes. N.O.O.S.E officers give practical advice on racial profiling and identifying the symptoms of chemical and biological weapons; however, there is no surefire way to guarantee that you will be able to survive an offensive. Possible targets include: the Subway System, the Broker Bridge, Rotterdam Tower, Grand Easton Terminal and many others. A recent N.O.O.S.E press statement warns that, "We really can't be sure where an attack might occur. All we can say is that nowhere is safe." The threat level in Liberty City is Indigo 6.