Dawkins Swallows Words

Dawkins Swallows Words is a newspaper article on the Liberty Tree in-game website of Grand Theft Auto IV. The article was written by Michael Wayne and published in 2008.

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Dawkins Swallows Words "I was misquoted," says Deputy Mayor Michael Wayne Bryce Dawkins attempted to diffuse the homophobic row that is threatening to engulf city hall in a firestorm of hatred yesterday when he said that his vicious attack on our city's gay community was "misunderstood, misquoted and misappropriated." In a strange attempt to pour oil on troubled waters, Dawkins said, "This kind of thing is a distraction from what really matters - fighting crime and fighting terrorism." He added that his job was "to make people safe, not make friends with everyone." Gay rights groups and civil rights protestors refused to accept the semi-apology saying it was typical gibberish spoken by a man who deserves to be impeached. ▶ Eddie Low(?) ▶ Federal Reserve(?) ▶ Lip Reading Bee(?) ▶ Serial Killer Strikes(?) ▶ Kerry McIntosh(?) ▶ Gravelli Dead ▶ Bum Diamonds ▶ Eunux Controversy Revenge Deal ▶ Dawkins Scandal ▶ Pegorino Dead ▶ Fart Death ▶ Wedding Shoot-out ▶ Dawkins Scandal ▶ Fart Death ▶ Death On Happiness Island ▶ Wedding Shoot-out ▶ Killer Kitchen ▶ Gen-Ex ▶ Jefferson Ambushed ▶ Tony Prince ▶ Pete Vassal ▶ Hospital Assassination ▶ Pilot Apologizes ▶ Re-close Bridges? ▶ Drug Bust Trial ▶ Parker Pre-Nup ▶ Counterfeit Bills ▶ Clone Sex ▶ Alderney Shooting ▶ Drunken Pilot ▶ Mob War ▶ Chopper Battle ▶ Oil Refinery Attacked ▶ Clone Sex Response ▶ O'Malley Found ▶ Nerd Virility Derrick Francis ▶ McReary Brother Killed ▶ McReary Killed ▶ BAWSAQ ▶ Boy Found ▶ Prison Break ▶ Cat Shit ▶ Urban Myths ▶ Crossings Open ▶ Eris CEO Scandal ▶ Chopper Accident ▶ Jefferson Visit ▶ Goldberg Murder ▶ Serial Killer Twist ▶ Biker Gang Troubles ▶ Majestic Massacre ▶ Subway Death ▶ Steroid Scandal ▶ Dragonbrain ▶ Explosion At Depot ▶ McTony Sues ▶ Bank Heist ▶ Triad Murders ▶ The No-Name Killer ▶ Bohan Violence ▶ Killer Baby ▶ Platypus Deaths ▶ Video Game Violence ▶ Deadly Baby ▶ Libertonian Museum ▶ Strike Deaths ▶ Eco-Friendly News ▶ Mob Trial ▶ LC Nightlife ▶ Bridges Open ▶ BAWSAQ Confusion ▶ Murder In Hove Beach ▶ Clone Medication ▶ Arson In Broker ▶ Biker Wars ▶ Death Races ▶ Hate Crimes ▶ Same Sex Marriage ▶ Murder In Broker ▶ Swingers Strike ▶ Change In Crime? ▶ Explosion In Bohan ▶ Cheap Phones ▶ Serial Killer Strikes ▶ Bridge Pressure ▶ Biker Gang ▶ Serial Killer ▶ LC is Terror Hotspot ▶ Mob Wars ▶ Jingoism Act ▶ BAWSAQ ▶ Dawkins Backtracks ▶ Dawkins on Gays ▶ Race for Commissioner ▶ Meth Lab ▶ Mobile Meth Lab ▶ Broker Bridge Incident ▶ Identity Theft ▶ Crime Increase ▶ Bridges Remain Closed ▶ South Bohan Community Leader ▶ Online Poker ▶ Jingoism Act ▶ Body In Humboldt ▶ A Fare to Remember ▶ Bridge Closures ▶ Police Brutality Accusations ▶ Illegal Weapons Crackdown