Leslie Gardner is an unseen character in Grand Theft Auto V.
History[]
Background[]
Before the narrative of GTA V, Gardner was hired by Weazel News to write internet articles.
Events of Grand Theft Auto V[]
Throughout the events of GTA V, Gardner writes three internet articles. Two different articles are published following both Three's Company and Lester's Assassinations, which can be read on Eyefind.
Online Articles[]
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Just a training exercise, say IAA |
| Leslie Gardner - Weazel News | |
| Eye witnesses believe they had just seen the crime of the century - an audacious raid on the IAA Headquarters in downtown Los Santos, in which a man was snatched from an office by a suspect hanging from a helicopter before both escaped. Not so, according to the IAA. Agency spokeswoman Lucinda Jacob told reporters the incident was merely a training exercise, and nothing to be concerned by. "We are constantly training and yesterday was no exception. An agent posing as a terror suspect was snatched in a practice raid to see how our systems and processes respond to extreme duress. Despite problems with our funding, people should be relieved to know our systems worked great. You're in safe hands," Jacob said. | |
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Automotive stocks in turmoil after exec killed |
| Leslie Gardner - Weazel News | |
| In more sad news for big business, visionary venture capitalist Issac Penny has been murdered just as he was about to save the US automobile industry by taking a controlling stake in Vapid Motor Company. How many more business leaders need to die before President Lawton stands up and calls these assassinations an act of terror? | |
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Labor dispute at Scab Rat factory |
| Leslie Gardner - Weazel News | |
| Those unions are at it again! Lefty socialists workers called for strike action due to pay conditions at the factory that makes giant scab rats. Scab Rats are giant inflatable rats, usually depicted counting money and smoking cigars, that are used by unions to threaten both workers and employees and bore passersby outside places of employment that don't use unionized labour. The Scab Rat factory in Dukes, Liberty City has been accused of employing undocumented workers and breaking promises about overtime, pensions and entitlements. No one was avaliable for comment but we would like to say something very clever about irony to end this story. | |