Kiss me, Yardie! is a play advertised in Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories.
Kiss me, Yardie can be seen advertised on posters in Bedford Point, at The Shopping Mall and on a billboard near the Francis International Airport.
The play centers around the romance between a Yardie and a police officer. Its tagline is "Pucker Up!" and has a four-star rating, implying the play is of good quality.