Lance: |
Hey, bro! (laughs) |
Victor: |
Lance! What are you doing here? |
Lance: |
You don't sound so pleased! |
Victor: |
I'm not so pleased. |
Lance: |
Thanks, bro. Who was you expecting? What a greeting, man... |
Victor: |
Not you, someone useful. |
Lance: |
So what am I? A handicap, huh?! Your dumbass, low-life, no-good brother? |
Victor: |
Something like that. |
Lance: |
Yeah, well, I'm not the one who got kicked out of the army. |
Victor: |
No, you're the asshole who got kicked out of the boy scouts. |
Lance: |
Oh, come on, man. I come all this way to see you and you treat me like I've got herpes. |
Victor: |
Maybe that's because your whole life you've gotten us into trouble. |
Lance: |
Aw, gimme a break, man. I've changed! |
Victor thinks over his decision. |
Victor: |
Okay, I'll give you a chance. One chance. |
Lance: |
Yeah, yeah. Hey, come here, man. (hugs Victor) You won't regret it, baby. I love you, man, and love could change the world. But Vic... |
Lance: |
I have got herpes. |
Victor: |
(shoves Lance aside) Get off me, man! Just get in the damn car. |
Lance: |
(laughing) I was just kiddin'. |
Victor and Lance are driving in their Stinger, with Lance in the driver's seat, when they're suddenly stopped by two Cholo gangsters in a Cholo Sabre. |
Cholo: |
All the Cholos have been looking for you, Mr. Big-Shot. |
Lance: |
What do you want with me? |
Cholo: |
I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to him! You killed plenty Cholos, now we kill you plenty. |
Victor: |
Get us out of here, Lance! |
Victor pulls out a Micro SMG and starts shooting at the Cholos as Lance begins driving away from the airport. |
Lance: |
Is this your idea of a welcome party? |
More Cholos chase after Victor and Lance. |
Victor: |
Come on, move it! |
Lance: |
W-wait, where the hell am I going, man?! |
Victor fends off the Cholo cars that come after him and Lance. Soon, Lance reaches a ramp. |
Victor: |
Hey, watch the road! |
Victor and Lance: |
OH, SHIIIIIIIIIIT! |
Lance: |
I'm just too pretty to die, ha ha ha! Woo! |
Soon, Victor and Lance encounter more Cholos along the way. |
Lance: |
Look out, Vic, there's more of them! |
Victor shoots at more Cholos as Lance drives towards the Print Works. |
Lance: |
Do you have any friends in this town?! |
Victor shoots at more Cholos coming their way as Lance drives through the drain in Little Haiti, with some Cholos coming after them on bikes. |
Lance: |
Shit, they're everywhere! |
Victor shoots at more Cholos as Lance drives towards the Cholo Warehouse and comes across a ramp. |
Lance: |
One more Lance Vance Chance! |
Victor: |
Laaaaance, you prick! |
The screen fades to black, then fades from black as it shows Victor and Lance in a back alley, on foot, with the Stinger now burning, about to explode. |
Victor: |
You're never driving again. |
Lance: |
I've had it with you, man! You put me off. You always treat me like a kid. |
The Stinger explodes as the Cholos arrive to try and kill off the Vance brothers, but Victor kills them all. |
Lance: |
I'd appreciate a ride to my hotel. |
Victor and Lance find a nearby car and head off to Lance's hotel in Downtown as they're being chased by the VCPD. They soon arrive at the hotel. |
Victor: |
Impressive. This place ain't cheap. |
Lance: |
(chuckles) I wouldn't know. I told them to bill you. |
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