- “I have been robbed my friend! Robbed! Me - a pillar of the communtiy. A friend for the friendless, creditor to the creditless! They took a blue Jackal and a beautiful yellow Coquette from our garage at the docks. Go and get them back from me! I am feeling faint and must lie down.”
- — Description
Simeon is desperate because someone stole a blue Jackal and a yellow Coquette from his dealership. The team needs to retrieve the two cars who are escaping in high speed throughout the avenues and highways in Los Santos. Once the team has the two cars, they need to return them to the dealership.
- Retrieve the cars.
- Lose the Cops.
- Deliver the car to the dealership.
- The mission's name is a reference to the It Takes a Thief television series, both in 1968 and 2005 renditions.
- The 1994 album by the rapper Coolio has the same name too.