The cast of the play seem to wear sequined, exceptionally tight clothes, particularly pants. It seems that the play is poorly received, as people have described it as "(too) difficult to put into English", and "the performance that has left critics speechless". Morgan Merryweather seems to genuinely enjoy the play, as he calls into K-Chat to talk to Maginot when he is being interviewed on the station.
Radio Ad[]
Transcript
Male announcer:
If you've never seen the majesty of a modern dance performance, come see the unrivaled passion of In the Future, There will be Robots, every night at the Vice City Art Center, expressing the future aesthetically through the medium of dance. Two men battle for one robot's heart by euphoric and feignant gyrations on stage.
Man:
I love her!
Claude Maginot:
Yes, but what about this?
Man:
Those aren't regulation moves.
Claude Maginot:
I dance my way to express that which cannot be said.
Robot:
I love you both, dance for me.
Male announcer:
This is the definition of modern dance: grown men in questionable clothing flailing around like they're having a seizure. True modernism! The past, the present and the future. The performance features a futuristic laser show with a dehydrating manatee. In the Future, There will be Robots.
Robot:
Come see the performance that has left critics speechless.
Male announcer:
At the Vice City Art Center.
Trivia[]
The play is supposedly referenced by Lazlow on Integrity 2.0 in Grand Theft Auto IV. He says that in the 80s there was "this weird performance art about robots".
