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It's Uno Carb. The City Security Services are getting too big for their boots so we need to show them that Zaibatsu still mean business. Bring me a SWAT Van. Don't mess up.
— Uno Carb

I'd Like A Tank Please, Bob! is a mission in Grand Theft Auto 2 given to protagonist Claude Speed by Uno Carb, leader of The Zaibatsu Corporation in the Industrial District, in Anywhere City.


  • The mission name is a reference to the T.V. Gameshow Blockbusters where contestants called out for example "I'd like a/Can I have a P please Bob" in requesting a letter to guess the word behind it.
  • This mission is a bit different in the Game Boy Color version of the game: since the Tank cannot be acquired with a maximum wanted level (as only SWAT Vans and Special Agent Cars chase the player at a maximum wanted level), the player must acquire the Tank guarded by police officers in Azeri Heights.

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