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Gecko - it's Uno Carb. The City Security Services are getting too big for their boots so we need to show them the Zaibatsu still mean business. Bring me a SWAT Van.

I'd Like A Tank Please, Bob! is a mission in Grand Theft Auto 2 available during Area 3: Industrial, given to the protagonist Claude Speed by the Zaibatsu Corporation boss Uno Carb. The mission is available from the red phone at the Power Core in the neighborhood of Escobar in Industrial District.

Maximum Respect for the Zaibatsu is required in order to unlock this mission, indicated by the red light icon below the gang's respect-o-meter on the HUD.

Description[]

Uno Carb tells Claude that the City Security Services budget is getting higher than Zaibatsu Corporation's budget, so he asks him to get attention from the authorities and steal a SWAT Van, a Special Agent Car and a Tank, and deliver it to Uno Carb's garage in Sennora, adjacent to the House Of Guns.

Reward[]

The reward for completing the mission is $80,000, +1 Score Multiplier, and increased Zaibatsu Respect level.

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Walkthrough[]

Video Walkthrough[]

PC Version

Trivia[]

  • The mission name is a reference to the T.V. gameshow Blockbusters where contestants called out for example "I'd like a/Can I have a P please, Bob" in requesting a letter to guess the word behind it.
  • This mission is a bit different in the Game Boy Color version of the game: since the Tank cannot be acquired with a maximum wanted level (as only SWAT Vans and Special Agent Cars chase the player at a maximum wanted level), the player must acquire the Tank guarded by police officers in Azeri Heights.

Navigation[]

Navigation
[ ve ]Missions in Grand Theft Auto 2
Downtown
IntroductionTutorial!
Johnny Zoo (Yakuza) Get ZitZaki! | Bank Robbery! | Happy Gas Smash! (Destroy Happy Gas!) | Get Gama Rei! | Follow That Traitor! (Follow Traitor!) | SWAT Van Swipe! (Steal SWAT Van!) | Stop the Tank!
Trey Welsh (Zaibatsu) Cop Car Crush! | Wheeler-Dealing! (Drug Dealing!) | Lick Those Loonies! (Kill Loonies!) | Yutes Must Die! | Big Bank Job! | Armored Car Clash! (Armored Cars!) | Bank Van Theft!
Elmo (Loonies) Radio Za-Za! | Pizza Cake! | Who's Mad? (Who's Behind You!) | Destroy J-Lab! | Dimentia To Go! (Getta Isetta!) | Taxi Drivers Must Die! | Gang War A-Go-Go! (Start a Gang War!)
EndingThe Final Job!
Residential
Billy Bob Bean (Rednecks) Double-Cross Crush! (Gang Car Bang!) | Blow Job! (Blow-Up!) | Benson Burner! | Greatest Hits! (In Too Deep!) | Tanks-Giving! (Second Hand Tank) | Gang Car Bang! (Gang Land Nonsense) | Penal Ties! (Alma Mater Return!)
Dr. LaBrat (Scientists) Sink or Swim! (Pickup 'N' Drown!) | Fake Truce! | LaBrat's Plan! | Gran'pa We Love You! (Race 'N' Kidnap) | Redneck Attack! | Taxi Traitor Test! (RC Taxi!) | Water Carry On! (The Dam!)
Red Valdez (Zaibatsu) Fire Truck Fun! (Flame-It!) | Science Friction! (SRS Destruction!) | Operation Z! | Valdez Alert! | Law Enforcement Larceny! (Cop Stealin') | Murder in the Mall! (Mall Murder!) | Distraction Action! (Decoy Trailer!)
EndingThe Final Job!
Industrial
Sunbeam (Krishna) Deconstruction Yard! | Cop Car Scrap! (Police Car Scrap) | Cossack Conversion! | Conversion Evasion! (De-Con Labs!) | Sunbeam Contract! | Rooftop Rescue! | Power Station!
Uno Carb (Zaibatsu) Grand Theft Auto! | It Was an Accident! | Payback! | Lock-Out! | Gang War! | I'd Like A Tank Please, Bob! | Army Base Alert!
Jerkov (Russian Mafia) Hot Dog Homicide! (R.S. L. Bows!) | Mmm, Russian Sailors! (Russian Sailors!) | Officer Down! | Karma Assassins! | Tanks A Lot! | Vedic Massacre! | Super Grass Rescue!
EndingFinal Job!*
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* denotes the final story mission.