- "It's Uno Carb. The City Security Services are getting too big for their boots so we need to show them that Zaibatsu still mean business. Bring me a SWAT Van. Don't mess up."
- ―Uno Carb
I'd Like A Tank Please, Bob! is a mission in Grand Theft Auto 2 given to protagonist Claude Speed by Uno Carb, leader of The Zaibatsu Corporation in the Industrial District, in Anywhere City.
Trivia
- The mission name is a reference to the T.V. Gameshow Blockbusters where contestants called out for example "I'd like a/Can I have a P please Bob" in requesting a letter to guess the word behind it.
