- "This country was not built on hardworking immigrant labour!"
- — Griff
He is easily noticeable by his powdered wig, orange Logger Beer shirt, black shoes, light blue jeans, and red, white, and blue outfit. Griff is a very strong patriot of the United States of America, and often bashes on immigrants and Canada. He is first seen in the gameplay trailer for GTA V. He is found at Larry's RV Sales on Route 68 in Harmony.
- He is the only named citizen in Harmony.